Alabama Man Charged With Molesting A Horse
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    Alabama Man Charged With Molesting A Horse

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    Re: Alabama Man Charged With Molesting A Horse

    And we’re back to normal


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    Re: Alabama Man Charged With Molesting A Horse

    ​And to think he was almost elected senator...oh, wait...
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    Re: Alabama Man Charged With Molesting A Horse

    ​#MareToo
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    Re: Alabama Man Charged With Molesting A Horse

    A high school buddy is a lawyer and was called upon to defend a farm hand who was secretly videotaped having his way with a cow (not sure whether the guy was an Aubarn grad or not).
    The farm owner suspected something so he installed a videocamera and a silent alarm. Oh, boy.
    I asked my friend what you do in such a case and he said, "You get him the best guilty plea you can because you do not want that videotape going before a jury."

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    Re: Alabama Man Charged With Molesting A Horse

    Quote Originally Posted by Tidewater View Post
    A high school buddy is a lawyer and was called upon to defend a farm hand who was secretly videotaped having his way with a cow (not sure whether the guy was an Aubarn grad or not).
    The farm owner suspected something so he installed a videocamera and a silent alarm. Oh, boy.
    I asked my friend what you do in such a case and he said, "You get him the best guilty plea you can because you do not want that videotape going before a jury."
    More likely an undergrad out on a date.
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    Re: Alabama Man Charged With Molesting A Horse

    Lee County? Oops, sorry I see it was Mobile...

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    Re: Alabama Man Charged With Molesting A Horse

    And one in Wisconsin....repeat offender.....


    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...es/1027047001/

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    Re: Alabama Man Charged With Molesting A Horse

    I have it on good authority that the suspect moved to Alabama from Georgia because the dating scene was better in Alabama.

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    Re: Alabama Man Charged With Molesting A Horse

    The horse was probably asking for it.
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    Re: Alabama Man Charged With Molesting A Horse

    Was he from Auburn?


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    Re: Alabama Man Charged With Molesting A Horse

    Quote Originally Posted by bama_wayne1 View Post
    Lee County? Oops, sorry I see it was Mobile...
    Mobile? Very close to Florida, just sayin.
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    Re: Alabama Man Charged With Molesting A Horse

    Maybe the horse was trying to score a sweet movie role

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