With Amazon involved you could be seeing a doctor without even knowing it. While you watch the tv the doc watches you....
Or even Alexa order me some more Sangria = questions about alcohol addiction....
Who knows??
"Wayne, I noticed you had unprotected sex last night so I have ordered a box of condoms and some blood work. They arrive Thursday. Enjoy!" - Alexa
"You want me to insert this swab
where?!" - Wayne
(no representation is made about what really happened - or didn't - at Wayne's house last night)