Because optimism is high and I have no reason to think otherwise, here goes:
Our defense never gives up so much as a first down all season.
Our punter earns a red shirt, as he is never needed all season, and our PK is only used on PAT's (on the rare occasion we decide to not go for 2).
Undefeated through the regular season, winning by an average score of 69-0.
Clean sweep in all individual award categories, with all the New York invitees being players from Alabama (my guess is Tua, one of the Harris's, and Jeudy).
Playoff game doesn't happen as our chosen opponent declines to even come at all.
National Championship against an overmatched USC results in a disappointing 59-0 win.