Link: Julio Jones to hold out of Matt Ryan’s offseason passing camp (satire)

Boo Radley · Jun 29, 2018

“You can’t expect the greatest wide receiver in the game to share a room at a Holiday Inn Express,” said Owens during the driveway press conference while Jones did pushups in front of reporters.

http://bit.ly/2IAAgVi

Will someone please tell me that this is a joke?

Mods please move this to the existing Julio Jones thread if you want, I thought it might get buried. I'm hoping that someone will please tell me that Julio is playing a prank.

RollTide_HTTR · Jun 29, 2018

Re: Julio Jones to hold out of Matt Ryan’s offseason passing camp, per his new agent

It's satire

Boo Radley · Jun 29, 2018

Re: Julio Jones to hold out of Matt Ryan’s offseason passing camp, per his new agent

RollTide_HTTR said:
It's satire

Okay, I'm a DA and fell for it. :blush: I'm usually skeptical of such outrageous pieces. I checked the major sports sites and didn't see it reported, then came here and didn't see anything.So there you go. Thanks for the info.

Mods please move this thread or delete.

RollTide_HTTR · Jun 29, 2018

Re: Julio Jones to hold out of Matt Ryan’s offseason passing camp, per his new agent

Boo Radley said:
Okay, I'm a DA and fell for it. :blush: I'm usually skeptical of such outrageous pieces. I checked the major sports sites and didn't see it reported, then came here and didn't see anything.So there you go. Thanks for the info.

Almost everyone gets got at some point. I definitely have.

B1GTide · Jun 29, 2018

Re: Julio Jones to hold out of Matt Ryan’s offseason passing camp, per his new agent

It opens with this:

“You can’t expect the greatest wide receiver in the game to share a room at a Holiday Inn Express,” said Owens during the driveway press conference while Jones did pushups in front of reporters.

Boo Radley · Jun 29, 2018

Re: Julio Jones to hold out of Matt Ryan’s offseason passing camp, per his new agent

I'll admit, even though I was spoofed, it was pretty hilarious.

I'll sneak away now.

RedWave · Jun 29, 2018

Re: Julio Jones to hold out of Matt Ryan’s offseason passing camp, per his new agent

If a Toyota Carolla UberShare pulls up, Jones is retiring immediately to become the fourth member of the Migos.

Holiday Inn Express? Have you seen their continental breakfast? It’s a disgrace. Julio [Jones] ran a 4.39 40, and he’s sharing a room with Josh [sic] Hardy? Their economy carpet is so bumpy it’s a safety hazard.

Reached for comment, Ryan had this to say about the holdout.

Bumpy carpet? What does that even mean?

Funny stuff.

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