Last week someone dropped this off at my office where I work here in Albemarle NC. Have no idea from whence it came, but the humor is good.
Some of these are oldies but they are still goodies.
1. What does the average Florida State player get on his SAT's?
Drool
2. What do you get when you put 8 Clemson cheerleaders in one room?
A full set of teeth
3. How do you get a Wake Forest cheerleader into your dorm room?
Grease her hips and push!
4. How do you get a Duke graduate off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza
5.Why do NC State cheerleaders wear bibs?
To keep tobacco juice off their uniforms
6. Why is the UNC football team like a possum?
Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
7. What are the longest three years in the life of a Florida State football player?
His freshman year
8. How many Maryland freshman football players does it take to change a light bulb?
None..... that's a sophomore course at Maryland
9. Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco"
Chapel Hill, NC, He knew the police would never look there for a Heisman trophy winner.
10. Why did Clemson choose orange as their team color?
You can wear it for the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
Some of these are oldies but they are still goodies.
1. What does the average Florida State player get on his SAT's?
Drool
2. What do you get when you put 8 Clemson cheerleaders in one room?
A full set of teeth
3. How do you get a Wake Forest cheerleader into your dorm room?
Grease her hips and push!
4. How do you get a Duke graduate off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza
5.Why do NC State cheerleaders wear bibs?
To keep tobacco juice off their uniforms
6. Why is the UNC football team like a possum?
Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
7. What are the longest three years in the life of a Florida State football player?
His freshman year
8. How many Maryland freshman football players does it take to change a light bulb?
None..... that's a sophomore course at Maryland
9. Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco"
Chapel Hill, NC, He knew the police would never look there for a Heisman trophy winner.
10. Why did Clemson choose orange as their team color?
You can wear it for the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
