I think it happened like this.
Friday night, Urban Meyer calls his old chum Saban.
Urban: Hey Nick, they're really coming down on me in the press. I could use you as a foil again. They love to hate you.
Nick: You have to answer for Courtney, Urban. You fingered Zach Smith for the press.
Urban: Nick, ya got it all wrong....
Nick: Ah, that little farce you played with the text messages? You think you're fooling me?
Urban: Nick, I'm innocent. I swear on the kids.
Saban: Just shut up. Miles is out of the conference. So are Richt. Nutt. Sumlin. Chizik. For that matter, so are you. I've settled all family business, but don't you dare tell me you're innocent. Admit what you did. Only don't tell me that you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and it makes me very angry. Now, who approached you first? Barzini or Tattaglia?
Meyer: It was Barzini.
Saban: Ok, that's what I wanted to know. I'm gonna get you out of the news. After we win tomorrow, I'll over-react to whatever question they ask. The press, especially that chrome dome who looks like a used car salesman, will talk about how rude I am. Lacking any sense of proportion, I'll push you right out of the news. And then - just to show I'm the bigger man - I'll apologize.
Urban: Oh, thanks Coach.
Saban: Don't ever call me again the night before a game. Ever. (Click).