Saban Hiring Checklist From January 3, 2007 (The Wish List)
-SEC title check check check check check
-national title check check check check check
- Heisman winner check check
- beat Texas check
- humiliate Notre Dame check
- destroy every other program in the SEC 3/4 of a check
- avenge the loss to Louisville check
- avenge the loss to Florida State check
- make them all forget about Nebraska's "3 in 4 years" trophies check
- destroy the BCS check
- whip USC check
- most weeks at number one check
- most consecutive wins against unranked foes check
Things Left to Do
- smash Boston College
- destroy Nebraska
- have a #1 overall draft pick in the NFL draft
- schedule Sewanee to set the record right
- winnningest coach of all-time
- winningest program of all-time
