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    I was visiting Awbarn relatives near Franklin, TN on Saturday.

    After the wareagletigerplainsmen's resounding victory,i decided to go to a bar to watch us vs Viles. There was a fellow with a dog at the bar when i sat down. When we scored first the dog woofed "Roll Tide." We score again - soon - and the dog woofs "Roll Tide" again. As you know the gifted canine did this twice more in the first quarter.

    The bartender comes over and says "That's some dog, there, mister." Well, the dog keeps up his act and woofs "Roll Tide" after every Bama score.

    When the game ends and the place is emptying its final die-hard UTe fans, the dog starts singing "Yea Alabama." The bartender can't control himself and wanders over and says. "OK, we see what Fido there does when Alabama wins . . . . What does he do when Tennessee wins?"







    The dogs' owner says, "We don't know, he's only twelve years old"

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    A friend of mine has two tickets for the Orange Bowl(Alabama vs Oklahoma), both box seats. He paid $2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...It's at Church of the Highlands in Tuscaloosa at 3pm. The bride's name is Nicole, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, good cook too.....She'll be the one in the white dress.


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    Ha! Love this.....


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    A father, son and grandson went to the country club for their weekly round of golf. Just as they reached the first tee, a beautiful young blonde woman carrying her bag of clubs approached them.

    She explained that the member who brought her to the club for a round of golf had an emergency that called him away and asked the trio whether she could join them.

    Naturally, the guys all agreed.

    Smiling, the blonde thanked them and said, "Look, fellows, I work in a topless bar as a dancer, so nothing shocks me anymore. If any of you want to smoke cigars, have a beer, bet, swear, tell off-color stories or do anything that you normally do when playing a round together, go ahead . But, I enjoy playing golf, consider myself pretty good at it; so please, don't try to coach me on how to play my shots."

    With that the guys agreed to relax and invited her to drive first.

    All eyes were fastened on her shapely behind as she bent to place her ball on the tee. She then took her driver and hit the ball 270 yards down the middle, right in front of the green.

    The father's mouth was agape. "That was beautiful," he said.

    The blonde put her driver away and said, "I really didn't get into it, and I faded it a little."

    After the three guys hit their drives and their second shots, the blonde took out an eight iron and lofted the ball within five feet of the hole. (She was closest to the pin.)

    The son said, "Damn, lady, you played that perfectly."

    The blonde frowned and said, "It was a little weak, but even an easy seven would have been too much club. I've left a tricky little putt." She then tapped in the five-footer for a birdie.

    Having the honors, she drove first on the second hole, knocked the heck out of the ball, and it landed nearly 300 yards away smack in the middle of the fairway.

    For the rest of the round the statuesque blonde continued to amaze the guys, quietly and methodically shooting for par or less on every hole.

    When they arrived at the 18th green, the blonde was three under par, and had a very nasty 12-foot putt on an undulating green, for a par.

    She turned to the three guys and said, "I really want to thank you all for not acting like a bunch of chauvinists and telling me what club to use or how to play a shot, but I need this putt for a 69 and I'd really like to break 70 on this course.

    If any one of you can tell me how to make par on this hole I'll take him back to my apartment, pour some 35-year-old Single Malt Strath Mill Scotch in him, fix him a steak dinner and then show him a very good time the rest of the night."

    The yuppie son jumped at the thought! He strolled across the green, carefully eyeing the line of the putt and finally said, "Honey, aim about 6 inches to the right of the hole and hit it firm. It will get over that little hump and break right into the cup."

    The father knelt down and sighted the putt using his putter as a plumb. "Don't listen to the kid, darling', you want to hit it softly 10 inches to the right and let it run left down that little hogback, so it falls into the cup."

    The old gray-haired grandfather walked over to the blonde's ball, picked it up and handed it to her and said, "That's a gimme, sweetheart."

    The blonde smiled and said, "Your car or mine?"

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    At breakfast a man asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?" She replied, "I'd take half and then leave you."

    "Great," he said. "I won $12 yesterday. Here's $6. Stay in touch."

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