A first grade teacher in Knoxville, Tennessee, explained to her class that she was a Tennessee fan. She asked her students to raise their hands ifthey, too, were Tennessee fans. Everyone in the class raised their handexcept for one little girl.The teacher looked at the little girl with surprise and said, "Jill, why didn't you raise your hand?""Because I am not an Tennessee fan, " she replied.The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Tennessee fan, what kind of a fan are you?""I'm an Alabama fan, " Jill replied.The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, WHY are you an Alabama fan?""Because my mom is an Alabama fan, my dad is an Alabamafan, so I am an Alabama fan also.""Well, " said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be an Alabama fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all the time. What if your mom was a snooty, arrogant moron and your dad was a snooty, arrogant moron, what would you be then?""Then, " Jill smiled, "We'd be Tennessee fans."