Could it be that the football gods have said, look, you've got the greatest coach in the history of the game. And he's also the best recruiter in the history of the game. Oh and he's going to be able to tolerate coaching turnover in his staff better than anyone else in the history of the game. By the way, you've also got a ton of money, so your facilities are always top notch. We're just not going to let you have a decent kicking game. I'm sorry. You're going to win a ton of national championships. Heisman trophies, too, and look you didn't have any of those before Coach Saban, right? So look, we're going to make your kicking game suck. And if you really amp things up and have an excellent offense to go along with your soul crushing defense, we are really going to make your kicking game suck.
I mean, that's as logical as anything else. Might as well accept or fate and win every game by at least 3 TDs.