Funny: Some timeless truths from Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation staff

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"I learned never to half-ass 2 things. You should whole-ass one thing."
"When I eat, it is the food that is scared."
"Son, there is no wrong way to consume alcohol."
"Crying: acceptable at funerals and The Grand Canyon."
"Don't start chasing applause and fame. That way lies madness."
 

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“Give me all the eggs and bacon you have. Wait I think you heard me say bring me a lot of bacon and eggs. I said bring me all the bacon and eggs you have.”




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