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    Some timeless truths from Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation staff

    "I learned never to half-ass 2 things. You should whole-ass one thing."
    "When I eat, it is the food that is scared."
    "Son, there is no wrong way to consume alcohol."
    "Crying: acceptable at funerals and The Grand Canyon."
    "Don't start chasing applause and fame. That way lies madness."

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    Re: Some timeless truths from Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation staff

    Love Swansonisms!


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    Re: Some timeless truths from Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation staff

    “Give me all the eggs and bacon you have. Wait I think you heard me say bring me a lot of bacon and eggs. I said bring me all the bacon and eggs you have.”




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