Excuse for not showing up at work (humor)

Tidewater

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I went to supper at an old friend's house Saturday.
His daughter is working at Martin's grocery store. One of her co-workers called in sick one day. When the manager asked the employee why she could not come to work today, the young lady said, "I have a medically-induced coma."


I thought I'd share that. I personally have never used that excuse, but I might in the future.
 

DzynKingRTR

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I have my interview with another company tomorrow. I am either going with

1. Doctor's appointment
2. Personal errand
3. Sick
4. medically induced coma

I haven't decided which.
 

GrayTide

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I have my interview with another company tomorrow. I am either going with

1. Doctor's appointment
2. Personal errand
3. Sick
4. medically induced coma

I haven't decided which.
Or the always tried and true, I have to attend my grandmother's funeral. That was my go to excuse as an undergrad at Alabama.
 
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DzynKingRTR

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you could just say you are a grieving 12ersee fan
they would know it is a lie. Considering my lanyard, current phone ring, current notifications on my phone, my coffee mug, and every Friday during football season I wear a Bama polo, they would likely believe the medically induced coma before they would believe that.
 

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