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AP London, England
After failing to pass the Brexit withdrawal plan for a third time - Parliament stunned pundits and reporters alike by scheduling a surprise series of indicative votes on alternatives to a European Union exit, which is scheduled to take place barring other resolution on April 12th.
The first motion, submitted by a Backbencher after the 72nd consecutive failed vote on any idea proposed this century, looked further back, and suggested nicely asking all former colonial possessiond to rejoin Great Britain in a renewed global-spanning world empire. Although MP's appeared skeptical, when Speaker "Hodor" Bercow confirmed the proposal as being 'significantly different' from all others that opened a series of histroical revisits and second chances.
For example, the Scottish National Party, the second largest party by numbers in parliament seemed in favor of returning to Anglo-Saxon domination in what's known as a Pre-Hastings Backstop. While a breakaway faction of conservatives proposed rejoining a restored Roman Pax Imperium under the leadership of an Emperor based in Italy, but only if Istanabul would come along for the ride as well.
A fourth group, consisting of heavily bearded older men wearing robes and carrying sickles adorned in mistletoe, submitted their proposal in the strange archaic writing of ogham. When translated it proposed a return to Celtic tribal governance, an extreme form of devolution to be sure, and relocating the entirety of Parliament to Stonehenge. Where, at least according to an early draft of the proposal, the entirety of the MP's would be summarily bundled into a Wicker Man and lit on fire timed with the annual rites of Beltaine.