Things I Would Do Before I Root for AU in the Final Four:

tidehawk · Apr 3, 2019

- Wear asbestos underwear.
- Eagerly volunteer for a colonoscopy.
- Set my shirt on fire and sit down for dinner.
- Drive during rush hour wearing a blindfold.
- Eat raw chicken after it has sat on the counter for 12 hours in July.

Am I missing any?

BamaMoon · Apr 3, 2019

Get a vasectomy even if you knew you were already sterile.

DzynKingRTR · Apr 3, 2019

Snort a line of pollen.

CoolBreeze · Apr 3, 2019

something along the line of eating glass but haven't thought that far out about it until just now...nope, forget it.

CajunCrimson · Apr 3, 2019

with all credit to Weird Al....

I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door (yeah) again and again and again and again and again
I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches)
Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
I'd rather clean all the bathroom in Grand Central Station with my tongue
Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
I'd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands....And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die

BAMAVILLE · Apr 3, 2019

All of these are funny lol

I would get a root canal on all of my teeth at the same time without sedation

CB4 · Apr 3, 2019

BAMAVILLE said:
All of these are funny lol

I would get a root canal on all of my teeth at the same time without sedation

Circumcision without anesthesia....

DogPatch · Apr 3, 2019

CB4 said:
Circumcision without anesthesia....

And the line has been crossed!

gamersfuel · Apr 3, 2019

i'd rather take a nap in a bed of poison ivy

Lost in TN · Apr 3, 2019

tidehawk said:
- Wear asbestos underwear.
- Eagerly volunteer for a colonoscopy.
- Set my shirt on fire and sit down for dinner.
- Drive during rush hour wearing a blindfold.
- Eat raw chicken after it has sat on the counter for 12 hours in July.

Am I missing any?

Well played!!!

CrimsonTheory · Apr 3, 2019

I might and let me stress MIGHT root for Auburn if they had a good coach who is a good man, but unfortunately for them they have Bruce Pearl as coach. I cannot root for Bruce Pearl coached team.

Apologies to the good AU fan on this site.

BamaMike05 · Apr 3, 2019

I can’t wait to ask barners, next year, why they aren’t pulling for us when we play Clemson in Next Years football NC Game!

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AUDub · Apr 3, 2019

BamaMike05 said:
I can’t wait to ask barners, next year, why they aren’t pulling for us when we play Clemson in Next Years football NC Game!

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I was. Year prior too, seeing as I despise UGA.

bamacpa · Apr 3, 2019

I'd ask Coach Saban about the spring practice depth chart. I'd ask Earle one more time if I could keep posting about the subject matter he just told me to drop. I'd watch every Bama placekick from 2018.

Moro Creek · Apr 4, 2019

Have a hemorrhoidectomy and a root canal the same day.

tidehawk · Apr 4, 2019

Moro Creek said:
Have a hemorrhoidectomy and a root canal the same day.

With the same tools.

Without sterilizing in between procedures.

bamacpa · Apr 4, 2019

I think I gotta go WDE before that.

tidehawk said:
With the same tools.

Without sterilizing in between procedures.

Ledsteplin · Apr 4, 2019

I'd rather eat beets, mashed turnips, and boiled spinach with liver on opening game day vs Duke.

AUDub · Apr 4, 2019

tidehawk said:
With the same tools.

Without sterilizing in between procedures.

So now I have the mental image of:

1. A hemorrhoidectomy performed with Gates-Glidden drills and files

2. A root canal refromed with scalpels, ligators and an ESU.

Pleasant

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