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    Things I Would Do Before I Root for AU in the Final Four:

    - Wear asbestos underwear.
    - Eagerly volunteer for a colonoscopy.
    - Set my shirt on fire and sit down for dinner.
    - Drive during rush hour wearing a blindfold.
    - Eat raw chicken after it has sat on the counter for 12 hours in July.

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    Re: Things I Would Do Before I Root for AU in the Final Four:

    Get a vasectomy even if you knew you were already sterile.

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    Re: Things I Would Do Before I Root for AU in the Final Four:

    Snort a line of pollen.
    Architects do it with models.

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    Re: Things I Would Do Before I Root for AU in the Final Four:

    something along the line of eating glass but haven't thought that far out about it until just now...nope, forget it.
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    Re: Things I Would Do Before I Root for AU in the Final Four:

    with all credit to Weird Al....

    I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
    I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
    I'd rather slam my fingers in a door (yeah) again and again and again and again and again
    I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (leeches)
    Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
    I'd rather clean all the bathroom in Grand Central Station with my tongue
    Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
    Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue
    I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
    I'd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands....And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die
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    Re: Things I Would Do Before I Root for AU in the Final Four:

    All of these are funny lol

    I would get a root canal on all of my teeth at the same time without sedation

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    Re: Things I Would Do Before I Root for AU in the Final Four:

    Quote Originally Posted by BAMAVILLE View Post
    All of these are funny lol

    I would get a root canal on all of my teeth at the same time without sedation
    Circumcision without anesthesia....

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    Re: Things I Would Do Before I Root for AU in the Final Four:

    Quote Originally Posted by CB4 View Post
    Circumcision without anesthesia....
    And the line has been crossed!

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    Re: Things I Would Do Before I Root for AU in the Final Four:

    i'd rather take a nap in a bed of poison ivy

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    Re: Things I Would Do Before I Root for AU in the Final Four:

    Quote Originally Posted by tidehawk View Post
    - Wear asbestos underwear.
    - Eagerly volunteer for a colonoscopy.
    - Set my shirt on fire and sit down for dinner.
    - Drive during rush hour wearing a blindfold.
    - Eat raw chicken after it has sat on the counter for 12 hours in July.

    Am I missing any?
    Well played!!!

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    Re: Things I Would Do Before I Root for AU in the Final Four:

    I might and let me stress MIGHT root for Auburn if they had a good coach who is a good man, but unfortunately for them they have Bruce Pearl as coach. I cannot root for Bruce Pearl coached team.

    Apologies to the good AU fan on this site.
    the former CrimsonBleedRed.

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    Re: Things I Would Do Before I Root for AU in the Final Four:

    I canít wait to ask barners, next year, why they arenít pulling for us when we play Clemson in Next Years football NC Game!


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    Re: Things I Would Do Before I Root for AU in the Final Four:

    Quote Originally Posted by BamaMike05 View Post
    I can’t wait to ask barners, next year, why they aren’t pulling for us when we play Clemson in Next Years football NC Game!


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    I was. Year prior too, seeing as I despise UGA.
    Just a barner.

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