News Article: Texas football has the highest G.P.A in team history

cuda.1973

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I’m still confused by the “Success on the field” line...
Well what does “Success on the field” have to do with the team GPA? That’s success OFF the field. Plus, they haven’t had success on the field for 10 years...
Bevo U is the gold standard, of any kind of success. On or off the field. So say the Big Hat and No Cattle Gang.

Now, if you had been to Texas..................well, it would all make sense.

Many years ago, a buddy sent me a video, that for the sake of brevity and working around the bad words policy, was called something like "Blankety blank................I am going to Texas."

It was explained, in the video, that to Texans there are only 2 states: Texas and TAFT. Where TAFT is "This Ain't.........................(fill in the blank) Texas."

Yep. Welcome to Texas.

Make more sense now?

(Imagine API grads, with money, success, fancy clothes, and something actually worth being proud of..............Bevo U and aTm. Hard to say which is worse.)
 

Crimson1967

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What do you call the guy who graduated last in his class at medical school?


Doctor.


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