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Defendant Throws Feces at Judge. And Yes, It's Florida

jthomas666

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So. Many. Questions.

A Miami-Dade judge heeded her bailiff’s warning and scrambled away from the bench Friday when a man on trial in her courtroom threw feces her way.Circuit Judge Lisa Walsh did not get hit, the Miami Herald reports.

The Miami defendant, Dorleans Philidor, 33, yelled, “It’s protein! It’s good for you!” according to the Herald report.Witnesses told the newspaper that Philidor appeared to eat some of the excrement. He was on trial for allegedly breaking into a North Miami Beach home.

Jurors were not in the courtroom during the incident. They acquitted Philidor of burglary after the judge moved the case to another courtroom.
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Does anyone know the proper procedure for fecal matter throwing? Does one wear latex gloves? Use a cloth or napkin? Or simply grab a handful and commence firing?

Is the ammunition stored in its natural internal repository or in a special purpose container?

Can the weapon be detected by a courthouse metal detector or only by natural olfactory means? A K-9 might be useful.
 
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TIDE-HSV

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So, the grand theft auto conviction, if it happens, puts him away for 15 years. Well, he certainly went out with a bang. Not going to be the most popular cellmate...
 
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