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    Woman pulls live alligator out of her yoga pants during traffic stop

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    A foot-long gator in her pants, and 41 turtles in a "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" backpack.
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    Re: Woman pulls live alligator out of her yoga pants during traffic stop



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    Re: Woman pulls live alligator out of her yoga pants during traffic stop

    Is Pat Forde writing all of their articles now or just the titles?
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    Re: Woman pulls live alligator out of her yoga pants during traffic stop

    I pulled something a foot long out of my pants but it wasn't an alligator!!

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    Re: Woman pulls live alligator out of her yoga pants during traffic stop

    Quote Originally Posted by seebell View Post
    I pulled something a foot long out of my pants but it wasn't an alligator!!
    I am guessing it was a sock.
    Architects do it with models.

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    Re: Woman pulls live alligator out of her yoga pants during traffic stop

    Quote Originally Posted by seebell View Post
    I pulled something a foot long out of my pants but it wasn't an alligator!!
    You're a better man than me.

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    Re: Woman pulls live alligator out of her yoga pants during traffic stop

    Quote Originally Posted by seebell View Post
    I pulled something a foot long out of my pants but it wasn't an alligator!!
    Mental note: 3” = 1 foot in Lee County Alabama. Blame? Sonic Drive In ran out of footlong sized buns.
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    Re: Woman pulls live alligator out of her yoga pants during traffic stop

    Quote Originally Posted by seebell View Post
    I pulled something a foot long out of my pants but it wasn't an alligator!!
    I'm guessing something far less harmful.

    Last edited by Bodhisattva; August 21st, 2019 at 02:04 PM.
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    Re: Woman pulls live alligator out of her yoga pants during traffic stop

    How do you hide anything in yoga pants???

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    Re: Woman pulls live alligator out of her yoga pants during traffic stop

    Quote Originally Posted by DzynKingRTR View Post
    I am guessing it was a sock.
    DK is The Weener, an athletic sock it was. Out of a pocket. Not an attempt to look more manly.

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    Re: Woman pulls live alligator out of her yoga pants during traffic stop

    Don't go near it. That thing really does have teeth!
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    Re: Woman pulls live alligator out of her yoga pants during traffic stop

    The woman started the day out as a man. Ouch!

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    TooCool Re: Woman pulls live alligator out of her yoga pants during traffic stop

    Was the gator looking for fish?

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