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    Had something admitted by several women in the office this morning that men have known for years. Two dudes have a disagreement they normally do one of two things: 1. Dog cuss each other, get it over and move on never holding it against the other. 2. Go out back, slug it out, go have a beer and be best of friends. Women on the other hand seem to have a hard time "letting stuff go" regarding arguments or disagreements.

    This morning as we were coming into the office several ladies were "discussing" (still discussing) a flare up they had with someone in an adjacent department two days ago. I was walking behind them and couldn't help but hear the back and forth. I said "Y'all still talking about that? That poor lady just doesn't know who she made mad! LOL!". Without batting an eye one of the ladies said (with the other two nodding in agreement) "You know how we women are, we hold grudges. It's never really 'over'."

    I just laughed, shook my head and slipped into the stairwell to my office before I became collateral damage.
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    Happy Friday men.

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    We went on vacation for fall break. The bathroom sink had travel stuff from my wife and 3 kids(one boy). I would leave my deoderant on the counter as everything else was on the counter. Every took a shower my deoderant was inside the cabinet. Nothing else had been cleaned off the cabinet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratal View Post
    We went on vacation for fall break. The bathroom sink had travel stuff from my wife and 3 kids(one boy). I would leave my deoderant on the counter as everything else was on the counter. Every took a shower my deoderant was inside the cabinet. Nothing else had been cleaned off the cabinet.
    I leave for work after my wife does. Her "space" looks EXACTLY like the pic I posted. It is a complete cluster crap, wires going everywhere, make up accessories barely dangling off the edge of the counter that a mild fart would bring everything falling down. She left her straight iron not only plugged in but ON this morning. I can't imagine the blaze that would have come of that if it had sat there all day like that. But that TOILET SEAT!!!!
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    Re: The Man Gripe Thread (MEN ONLY)

    Australians are known for getting into "disputes" and sometimes that also includes physical altercation - but the next day they get up and are best mates again.

    I've always admired that mindset.

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    Now that's funny! Take a look at my actual double vanity from just this morning... See my tiny little corner of essentials just to the left of the faucet on the far sink? Toothbrush, razor, deodorant, shave gel... Yeah, I don't blame you if you can't find them. Most of the time, neither can I.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PacadermaTideUs View Post
    Now that's funny! Take a look at my actual double vanity from just this morning... See my tiny little corner of essentials just to the left of the faucet on the far sink? Toothbrush, razor, deodorant, shave gel... Yeah, I don't blame you if you can't find them. Most of the time, neither can I.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bamabuzzard View Post
    Had something admitted by several women in the office this morning that men have known for years. Two dudes have a disagreement they normally do one of two things: 1. Dog cuss each other, get it over and move on never holding it against the other. 2. Go out back, slug it out, go have a beer and be best of friends. Women on the other hand seem to have a hard time "letting stuff go" regarding arguments or disagreements.

    This morning as we were coming into the office several ladies were "discussing" (still discussing) a flare up they had with someone in an adjacent department two days ago. I was walking behind them and couldn't help but hear the back and forth. I said "Y'all still talking about that? That poor lady just doesn't know who she made mad! LOL!". Without batting an eye one of the ladies said (with the other two nodding in agreement) "You know how we women are, we hold grudges. It's never really 'over'."

    I just laughed, shook my head and slipped into the stairwell to my office before I became collateral damage.
    Our couples small group has a few teachers in it. One night they were discussing the drama around the school (I'm sure you get the same since your wife is a teacher). I finally spoke up and said "You know why there's so much drama and tension? It's all women. Guys don't work that way."
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    Quote Originally Posted by RTR91 View Post
    Our couples small group has a few teachers in it. One night they were discussing the drama around the school (I'm sure you get the same since your wife is a teacher). I finally spoke up and said "You know why there's so much drama and tension? It's all women. Guys don't work that way."
    Yeah, I tell my wife all the time her and her co-workers actually like the "conflict" they're complaining about. They "get on something" and won't let it go. It's like vicious animals killing their prey. Then coming back and killing it again and again and again...
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    Re: The Man Thread (MEN ONLY)

    Many years ago I lived with a women. I will tell 3 stories related to that. Many times we had that stupid toilet seat argument.

    First story
    Me: man, last night I got up to pee and the lid was down. I peed all over the toilet and floor.
    Her: Oh my God. Really?
    Me: NO, BECAUSE I LOOK BEFORE I GO!

    She got really mad and didn't speak to me the rest of the day.

    Second story

    I drank the last soda and didn't immediately go and buy more because it was late. Here is that conversation
    Her: Did you drink the last Cherry Coke?
    Me: Yes, sorry. I will go get more in the morning. we have other stuff drink that.
    Her: You are such a selfish jerk. You knew I would want that when I got home.
    Me: How the hell would I know what you wanted when you got home?
    Her: Something I cannot repeat here
    Me: Are you kidding me? What is your problem?
    Her: Again something I cannot repeat here.

    I slept in the spare bedroom that night.

    Third story
    After that relationship ended (which FYI ended because she cheated on me probably because of the soda), I got a male roommate. This exact same scenario happened.

    Him: Damn I really need some caffeine. Do we have any sodas?
    Me: Nope, I got the last one. (as I took a sip).
    Him: Dude, you suck.
    Me: Sucks to be you.
    Him: (Flips me off)
    Me: I think it is my turn to buy. I will go to Kroger tomorrow.
    Him: Aight, what time is the game?
    Me: 6.

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    Re: The Man Thread (MEN ONLY)

    Logically, the toilet seat should always be left in the last position used except, for esthetic purposes, both parts, ring and lid, should be placed down.
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    Re: The Man Thread (MEN ONLY)

    The toilet lid should only be up when the toilet is in use. For the sake of hygiene close the lid before you flush.


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