Re: The Man Thread (MEN ONLY)
Many years ago I lived with a women. I will tell 3 stories related to that. Many times we had that stupid toilet seat argument.
First story
Me: man, last night I got up to pee and the lid was down. I peed all over the toilet and floor.
Her: Oh my God. Really?
Me: NO, BECAUSE I LOOK BEFORE I GO!
She got really mad and didn't speak to me the rest of the day.
Second story
I drank the last soda and didn't immediately go and buy more because it was late. Here is that conversation
Her: Did you drink the last Cherry Coke?
Me: Yes, sorry. I will go get more in the morning. we have other stuff drink that.
Her: You are such a selfish jerk. You knew I would want that when I got home.
Me: How the hell would I know what you wanted when you got home?
Her: Something I cannot repeat here
Me: Are you kidding me? What is your problem?
Her: Again something I cannot repeat here.
I slept in the spare bedroom that night.
Third story
After that relationship ended (which FYI ended because she cheated on me probably because of the soda), I got a male roommate. This exact same scenario happened.
Him: Damn I really need some caffeine. Do we have any sodas?
Me: Nope, I got the last one. (as I took a sip).
Him: Dude, you suck.
Me: Sucks to be you.
Him: (Flips me off)
Me: I think it is my turn to buy. I will go to Kroger tomorrow.
Him: Aight, what time is the game?
Me: 6.
Now see the difference in crazy and not crazy?