TALE OF THE TAPE
Alabama Crimson Tide
Coach: Nick Saban
Record: 5-0
Ranking: #1
Strengths: preparation, improving offensive line, awesome QB and receivers
Weaknesses: kicking game, third and Saban, pass rush, covering the spread, injuries
BYE
Coach: God
Record: Undefeated throughout human history
Ranking: #1/2
Strengths: has never had a player injured while injuring thousands on other teams
Weaknesses: wants to be adored but is only favored when played the week before playing a really good opponent