Ok, back from Orlando. I have decided that my wife is a complete nutcase in the best possible sense. As I said earlier, she gets scared very easily. But, she is the one that planned the trip to Universal's Halloween Horror Nights. I asked her if she's up for this. "Remember, you don't want to leave the house if there's a frog outside the front door." She replies, "Yes, I will get scared, but it will be fun."
At Universal there are about five "scare zones" outside with costumed characters terrorizing the patrons. And there are also about 10 haunted houses with their various themes. My wife, I imagine, is the best kind of target for the horror actors. She screams bloody murder at everything. She goes through the zones and houses with her hands acting as blinders around her eyes. Yet she still ducks and shrieks at everything that jumps at her. Everything. A few times she would see the "monster" in an upcoming alcove. She would yell, "I see you! Don't jump at me!" But, of course, the monster did, as monsters are want to do. And my wife would scream like she was being stabbed. She even got scared by a few workers in the mazes who weren't doing anything but standing still and monitoring the visitors' progress through the maze. LOL! It was some of the best entertainment I've had in a long time. In short order, my sides were hurting from laughing so much.
Coming out of the houses, my wife would be screaming. Then she would start laughing and say, "Let's go to the next one." So, we did. And did. And did. For about eight hours.