Auburn: Any good new auburn jokes?

BamaNation

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I'm going to dig up an old thread from the FB board and import some here.
 

uafan4life

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An Auburn player was almost killed over the weekend in a tragic horse-riding accident; he fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death.

He was saved by the quick thinking of a young lady who witnessed the incident.

She left her cashier's post at the Dollar General, ran outside, and unplugged the horse.
 

uafan4life

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I hope you pour your cereal before you realize you're out of milk.
I hope you chug from your milk jug before you realize you accidentally bought buttermilk.


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Pssht...

I hope he pours the last of his favorite cereal into his favorite cereal bowl, pours in the milk without realizing that the milk has spoiled, takes a nice big bite as he's carrying his cereal to his favorite chair, and - due to the horrid taste - drops the cereal, spilling rotten milk all over his favorite chair and smashing his favorite cereal bowl into a hundred pieces!

:biggrin:


(BTW, AUDub, it's nothing personal - I'd wish that on pretty much every Barn, Tennersee, and Notre Dang fan.)


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