I’m actually pulling for AU in this one. I want LSU with a division loss before we play. May not be likely, but one can hope.
I have to pull for LSU on this one. I want the Barn's hopes and even their self-respect crushed by the the time of the Iron Bowl.
If they have something to play for, weird things happen at Jordan-Hare. I want them to have nothing to play for.
I want the entirety of Auburndom so depressed by their complete inadequacy in all phases of their lives that they are contemplating suicide (but not actually acting on that; aren't I the charitable one?).
If Bama beats LSU, that takes care of the rest, but weird things happen at the Barn when the game means something.