Boudreaux and Thibodeaux (joke thread - come on, don't make me lable it)

[CajunCrimson]

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux got up early, decked out in d'ere purple and gold yeah, d'ey got in d'ere ford f150, and d'ey drove over da 'chafalya basin, and d'ey headed toward Tuscaloosa.....

d'ey drove all de way to Alabama, and rode into Tuscaloosa, d'en dey saw a sign that said University of Alabama left.....

so d'ey went home........

 

[CornBiscuit]

forgot to say they went home to their hoouusssee with a ruff on it.

 

[CrimsonSEC]

Dat musta been ole Woodrow Boudreaux. I'll garontee.




[nitpick] label [/nitpick]

 

[GeauxTigers99]

Boudreaux's rowing his pirogue down the bayou when he notices Thibodeaux on the bank lighting a cigarette w/ the biggest lighter that he's ever seen.

Well this gets Boudreaux curious, so he paddles over and asks Thibodeaux "Where you get dat big lighter sha?"

Thibodeaux says "Got it from an old genie in da back of the bayou, you want to go see her?"

Naturally, Boudreaux says yes and they paddle to the back of the bayou to where Thibodeaux found the genie. Boudreaux rubs the bottle and the genie comes out once again.

She says "As you can see, I'm an old genie, and I don't have time for 3 wishes like the younger ones, but I will give you 1 wish, so make it good."

Boudreaux thinks about it for awhile, and finally decides. "I been thinking about it, and I figure I want me a million bucks........yeah, a million bucks, dats what I want."

The genie agrees and Boudreaux & Thibodeaux start paddling back. On their way back they start to notice a few ducks start flying in. The farther they paddle, the more ducks they see, ducks are everywhere.

Boudreaux looks over at Thibodeaux and says "Sha, I think your genie got a hearing problem. I said I wanted me a million bucks, not ducks."

Thibodeaux looks back at Boudreaux and says " Yeah, I know sha, you think I asked for a 12 inch Bic?"

 

[Crimson Speed]

Yep, MR ducks.

 

[Bamapossum]

Boudreaux went looking for Charmaine, but he couldn't find her anywhere. After a day or two, he called the Sheriff.

That evening the Sheriff came by and said, "Boudreaux, I got to tell you de good and de bayd news. Affta lukin all ober da place, we finely drug de bayou . Sho nuff, Charmaine was dere and lookdid mighty bayd. She was all blowed up and had tree or fo blue crabs eatin on her."

"Oh!" cried Boudreaux. "Dat am real bayd. How in de whorl you got any good news what to go wit dat?"

"Well," said the Sheriff, "We trew her back in a drag her around a couple mo times and got a whole mess a dem crabs! Deys a bushel basket on de do step for you!"

 

[Crimson Cat]

Boudreaux's rowing his pirogue down the bayou when he notices Thibodeaux on the bank lighting a cigarette w/ the biggest lighter that he's ever seen.

Well this gets Boudreaux curious, so he paddles over and asks Thibodeaux "Where you get dat big lighter sha?"

Thibodeaux says "Got it from an old genie in da back of the bayou, you want to go see her?"

Naturally, Boudreaux says yes and they paddle to the back of the bayou to where Thibodeaux found the genie. Boudreaux rubs the bottle and the genie comes out once again.

She says "As you can see, I'm an old genie, and I don't have time for 3 wishes like the younger ones, but I will give you 1 wish, so make it good."

Boudreaux thinks about it for awhile, and finally decides. "I been thinking about it, and I figure I want me a million bucks........yeah, a million bucks, dats what I want."

The genie agrees and Boudreaux & Thibodeaux start paddling back. On their way back they start to notice a few ducks start flying in. The farther they paddle, the more ducks they see, ducks are everywhere.

Boudreaux looks over at Thibodeaux and says "Sha, I think your genie got a hearing problem. I said I wanted me a million bucks, not ducks."

Thibodeaux looks back at Boudreaux and says " Yeah, I know sha, you think I asked for a 12 inch Bic?"

LOL!

 

[BJ4TIDE]

Yep, MR ducks.

MR not!

 

[J.Will]

Boudreaux's rowing his pirogue down the bayou when he notices Thibodeaux on the bank lighting a cigarette w/ the biggest lighter that he's ever seen.

Well this gets Boudreaux curious, so he paddles over and asks Thibodeaux "Where you get dat big lighter sha?"

Thibodeaux says "Got it from an old genie in da back of the bayou, you want to go see her?"

Naturally, Boudreaux says yes and they paddle to the back of the bayou to where Thibodeaux found the genie. Boudreaux rubs the bottle and the genie comes out once again.

She says "As you can see, I'm an old genie, and I don't have time for 3 wishes like the younger ones, but I will give you 1 wish, so make it good."

Boudreaux thinks about it for awhile, and finally decides. "I been thinking about it, and I figure I want me a million bucks........yeah, a million bucks, dats what I want."

The genie agrees and Boudreaux & Thibodeaux start paddling back. On their way back they start to notice a few ducks start flying in. The farther they paddle, the more ducks they see, ducks are everywhere.

Boudreaux looks over at Thibodeaux and says "Sha, I think your genie got a hearing problem. I said I wanted me a million bucks, not ducks."

Thibodeaux looks back at Boudreaux and says " Yeah, I know sha, you think I asked for a 12 inch Bic?"

That's funny. Love it.

 

[BigOnTheTide]

MR not!

OSMR2 Ducks!

 

[REBELZED]

MR not!

O S A R, C M wangs!

 

[BigTex]

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux got dem selves jobs at da rocket fuel factry down at Metarie.

It came along bout tursday and de boys wuz lookin fo somtin to drink. Friday being payday dey had no money so Boudreaux drew off a little rocket fuel an tol Thibodeaux. After work dey drove alon da bayou a drinkin up da rocket fuel. Boudreaux took Thibodeaux home when the licker wuz gone cause ol Thibodeaux had passed out. He nevuh could hold his licker.

Next mornin Boudreaux up gettin ready fo work , da phone ring. Its Thibodeaux. Thibodeaux says " Thanks Be To Gawd you is still home ". Boudreaux says , " Why you says dat Thibodeaux ? "

Thibodeaux says " Cause I gots to ask you this question ? Have you farted ? " Boudreaux says " No - Why you ask such a question ? "

Thibodeaus says " Dont !!! " I did , now I'm calling you from a pay phone in Alabama !!!! "

 

[jrock44]

O S A R, C M wangs!

Y I B MR Ducks

 

[Vinny]

Very funny, enjoyed the Boudreaux and Thibodeaux stories.

 

[bayoutider]

Boudreaux's house catches fire and he calls the fire station.


"Hey ya'll get over cheer rat now, my house she's a burnin' up."

The fire station asks "How do we get there?"

Boudreaux scratches his haid then sez "Ain't chew still got dat big red truck?"

 

[ScarlettOhMy]

Thibodeaux an' his missus decided to have a party with all their drankin' buddies, including best buddy Boudreaux. After a while, Miz T and Bood head off to the bedroom for a little fun under the sheets. Thib gets to missin' hiz missus and is surprise to find the wife and Bood in bed.

Thib calls out to the others sayin' " Hey y'all comes look at this!! Old Bood so drunk he thanhs he's me"!!!

 

[GA Bamafan]

Big Tex,

I'm still laughing.

 

[Crimson Hawk]

Boudreaux's rowing his pirogue down the bayou when he notices Thibodeaux on the bank lighting a cigarette w/ the biggest lighter that he's ever seen.

Well this gets Boudreaux curious, so he paddles over and asks Thibodeaux "Where you get dat big lighter sha?"

Thibodeaux says "Got it from an old genie in da back of the bayou, you want to go see her?"

Naturally, Boudreaux says yes and they paddle to the back of the bayou to where Thibodeaux found the genie. Boudreaux rubs the bottle and the genie comes out once again.

She says "As you can see, I'm an old genie, and I don't have time for 3 wishes like the younger ones, but I will give you 1 wish, so make it good."

Boudreaux thinks about it for awhile, and finally decides. "I been thinking about it, and I figure I want me a million bucks........yeah, a million bucks, dats what I want."

The genie agrees and Boudreaux & Thibodeaux start paddling back. On their way back they start to notice a few ducks start flying in. The farther they paddle, the more ducks they see, ducks are everywhere.

Boudreaux looks over at Thibodeaux and says "Sha, I think your genie got a hearing problem. I said I wanted me a million bucks, not ducks."

Thibodeaux looks back at Boudreaux and says " Yeah, I know sha, you think I asked for a 12 inch Bic?"

:smilielol5:DT_hah::rofl:

 

[Elefantman]

Boudreaux walks by Thibodeaux house and sees Thibodeaux stuffing the washing machine that’s sitting on Thibodeaux front porch.

Boudreaux says "Thibodeaux, what you doin?"
Thibodeaux replies "I’m washing the baby’s dippers."
Boudreaux : "You don’t need to wash no dippers, get you them Pampers."
Thibodeaux: "What you say?, What’s this Pampers?"
"Dea paper dipper, you don’t wash em, you just throws em away"

Next week Boudreaux walks by Thibodeaux house and see a baby wearing pampers that are so full they are dragging on the ground.

Boudreaux: "Thibodeaux! You go change dat baby’s pampers right now!"
Thiboudeaux: "Whats wrong? The box say dea pampers are good for 12 to 16 pounds!"