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[cbi1972]

A politician told the tale of a guy who happened into a $100,000 windfall. Asked what he had done with the money, the guy said, "The first $30,000 I spent on women. The next $30,000 I spent on booze, and the rest I wasted."

Llewelyn Moss says something like this to Carson Wells in No Country for Old Men

 

[Bazza]

Florida's next four Saturdays - sorry, @Bazza

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I'm actually looking forward to seeing us perform against them, starting with our #1 rival Georgia!

Florida football's DJ Lagway leads nation in deep ball accuracy

Gators freshman quarterback DJ Lagway has a 63.2 completion percentage on balls thrown over 20 yards through the air.

gatorswire.usatoday.com

 

[crimsonaudio]

Hahaha

 

[crimsonaudio]

 

[dayhiker]

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I'd like to see the number value for the Texas schedule.

 

[teamplayer]

A politician told the tale of a guy who happened into a $100,000 windfall. Asked what he had done with the money, the guy said, "The first $30,000 I spent on women. The next $30,000 I spent on booze, and the rest I wasted."

Tug McGraw, the old baseball player, said something very similar when talking about his large contract.

 

[crimsonaudio]

I'd like to see the number value for the Texas schedule.

Texas is 3.0:

 

[BhamToTexas]

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Something doesn't add up here with Miami's cakewalk schedule.

 

[NoNC4Tubs]

Something doesn't add up here with Miami's cakewalk schedule.

The ACC...

 

[Elefantman]

The ACC...

All Cupcake Conference

 

[crimsonaudio]

 

[Tidewater]

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That is the symbol of the Nazi SS.

 

[Ledsteplin]

Something doesn't add up here with Miami's cakewalk schedule.

They don't play the two toughest ACC teams in Clemson and Pitt in regular season. I'm pulling for Pitt to win the ACC.

 

[crimsonaudio]

 

[cdub55]

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Whoever thought of that is very creative. Whoever approved that is a straight savage!

 

[arthurdawg]

They don't play the two toughest ACC teams in Clemson and Pitt in regular season. I'm pulling for Pitt to win the ACC.

I'd love to see Eli take Pitt down the field at the last minute and calm the 'Caines!

 

[crimsonaudio]

 

[CajunCrimson]

Posted this for @crimsonaudio because of his affinity for great tunes. The lyrics fit for our football team this year. David Shaw is the lead singer for The Revivalists.

 

[Ledsteplin]

Posted this for @crimsonaudio because of his affinity for great tunes. The lyrics fit for our football team this year. David Shaw is the lead singer for The Revivalists.

Recorded at FAME Recording Studios in Muscle Shoals.

 

[crimsonaudio]

Bahahaha, my man kept receipts...

This is Huge Sleaze texting him on Christmas morning 2022 - Longwell now plays LB at Vandy: