Donald Trump was long considered a symbol of "the Go-Go 80s," a stereotype that has never really left him despite the fact he was little more than a long-running freak show and psychological nut case who - like bile in a nasty burp - won't go away. Trump finally released a sort of autobiography on November 1, 1987 written with Tony Schwarz entitled "The Art of the Deal." In chapter 11 - perhaps coincidentally but most certainly fittingly - Donald Trump puts his spin on what happened at the trial on display less than 15 months after the verdict came down. It is an exercise in self-justification and delusional psychosis - to say nothing of flat out bald-faced lying - that will not shock anyone who lived through this Presidency. Though I was young at the time, when many of my classmates were telling me they voted for Trump, I shook my head and said, "Don't you remember what he did to the USFL?" When they said that was long ago, I'd say I would normally agree - if the man had shown ANY sort of ability to learn from his screw-ups.
I will be quoting sentences and clips from Chapter 11 of his book (I'm sorry, it just makes me chuckle to say that). I will focus on some small points and make a few comments. The book is in bold script and my response or clarification is in normal script.
I also liked the idea of taking on the NFL, a smug, self-satisfied monopoly that I believed was highly vulnerable to an aggressive competitor.
Just because you believed something didn't make it true. You still believed in 2017 that people want to go back into hot factories and work.
By the time I bought the New Jersey Generals in the fall of 1983, the league was already failing badly.
The league's most recent game was the highest rated one it ever had. But whatever.
For less than $6 million....I was able to purchase a professional football team
He paid $10 million for a franchise worth $8 million - because he's a complete tool.
The main problems with the USFL seemed fairly clear-cut and not all that difficult to remedy. The first was that the league was playing its games in the spring.
Because that was the original and agreed upon plan.
The second challenge was to build a first-class product. To me, that meant spending whatever money it took to sign top players, promote our teams, and create the sort of excitement that would make us a legitimate competitor for the NFL’s fans and TV dollars.
This was also not the original and agreed upon plan, which is why we read about the USFL being dead.
The New Jersey Generals were a disaster. They’d just come off a season in which they’d won only four games and lost fourteen.
They were 6-12, but I guess if he lowers the number of wins, he can exaggerate how important he is, right?
Two leagues had been launched previously in competition with the NFL, and the outcome in each case was highly instructive.
Actually, there were FOUR DIFFERENT rival leagues that used the name American Football League that were in competition with the NFL. It was the fourth one that merged with them. The other three are dead like the USFL. And there were other leagues like the AAFC. The NFL has had competition from about ten rival leagues.
The American Football League was formed in 1962 by eight very wealthy entrepreneurial men.
It was 1959, and Lamar Hunt inherited his wealth just like you did. The difference was that Hunt was a polite and beloved man who didn't act like a complete jerk. Most of those guys were affiliated with the NFL - and the NFL even announced the creation of the AFL during a Congressional hearing on whether or not the NFL was a monopoly. These guys were actually great friends with each other and the AFL was NOT some league created to destroy the NFL or merge with it. It just wound up happening that way.
With the AFL raids escalating, NFL commissioner Pete Rozelle surrendered.
HA HA HA!! You KNOW he wanted that line in the book - Pete Rozelle got whipped, beaten into submission, made into Lamar Hunt's...you know the word. Which is fine except that's not at all what happened. In fact, Hunt and Tex Schramm lived down the street from each other in Dallas and were discussing this for years. Wanna know what gave them a shove? Al Davis - the most Donald Trump like owner in NFL history (other than Jerry Jones, who wasn't an owner in 1987) - was the AFL commissioner, and everyone thought he was at least a tad bit crazy.
The other venture that tried to compete with the NFL was the World Football League. It was launched in 1973, but by men of much less wealth and more limited vision.
They were losers, right? I guess Trump doesn't know about the WFL signing up a bunch of NFL players, especially on the Dolphins, in a foreshadowing of what NOT to do to build your league.
If there was a single key miscalculation I made with the USFL, it was evaluating the strength of my fellow owners. In any partnership, you’re only as strong as your weakest link.
They were all weak, Donald was strong. Keep in mind he was the idiot who was driving the car into the side of the mountain with no gas but yeah - it was someone else's fault.
Unfortunately, I quickly discovered that a number of USFL owners lacked the financial resources and the competitive vision to build the sort of top-quality league necessary to defeat the NFL.
Why would Eddie DeBartolo Sr want to destroy the league where his son was creating a wealthy franchise? This was YOUR obsession, nobody else's.
Getting (Brian) Sipe was a chance to help the Generals and the USFL and simultaneously to hurt the NFL.
Sipe was a mostly one-year wonder (1980) who had led the NFL in INTs twice and was fourth in 1983 on a 9-7 team that missed the playoffs. Oh yeah, and he was 34 years old.
we’d already lured away several other top NFL players. The first was Gary Barbaro,
Who was holding out from the NFL because they'd offered him 3 years and $900,000, while you offered him $75,000 less....but guaranteed the money. He tore his ACL early in his ONE SEASON with your team and tore it again when he came back too soon, ending his career. Your negotiating savvy is second to nobody to get taken for nearly a million bucks.
Kerry Justin....Willie Harper...Bobby Leopold...
Justin wasn't really any good, Harper was 33 years old and had played in the NFL for 11 years without making a single All-Pro team, and Bobby Leopold was a reserve who couldn't crack the starting lineup after his rookie year in San Francisco.
You didn't sign anything the NFL even wanted.
My aggressiveness in signing NFL players also seemed to inspire other USFL owners.
And destroyed the league.
Meanwhile, the NFL was beginning to run scared.
But at least they weren't running on bone spurs.
When it comes to making a smart decision, the most distinguished planning committee working with the highest-priced consultants doesn’t hold a candle to a group of guys with a reasonable amount of common sense and their own money on the line.
Neither of which you have or ever did.
It was obvious to me that the NFL was putting enormous pressure on the networks not to do business with us in the fall—particularly on ABC, with whom we already had a contract for the spring.
But wouldn't ABC be making decisions with their own money on the line and use common sense????
This guy is great at seeing conspiracies that don't exist. Good thing he was never President.
Pete Rozelle later testified that he’d never even discussed the issue with Roone Arledge, the head of ABC Sports. To me, that was preposterous. Rozelle and Arledge are longtime colleagues and good friends.
Because Pete Rozelle didn't act like you are sure you would, he had to be lying. Ok.
While the Generals had improved greatly, to 9–5,
Actually, they were 14-4, but it's not like you can expect the team owner to know how many games they played or won...
My own solution was to go after the best and most exciting college senior... Doug Flutie
You paid millions for a guy the NFL didn't even want. I mean, again!
Brian Sipe was a proven star, but he was also thirty-five years old, and his best years were probably behind him.
This is the same guy who only 12 months earlier you gave a guaranteed THREE-YEAR contract.
Flutie made his debut on February 24, in an away game against the Birmingham Stallions. He started slow but came on very strong and almost pulled out a victory by leading the Generals to three touchdowns in the fourth quarter.
He was down 31-7 and facing a prevent defense after not hitting a receiver until the 3rd quarter. You were never close to winning that game.
On March 10, we had our home opener against the L.A. Express. If I had to pick a high point for the USFL, it was probably that game. Over 60,000 fans turned up, anticipating a duel between the newcomer Flutie and the USFL’s best proven quarterback, Steve Young. Both players put on dazzling shows, and better yet, the Generals came out on top. Flutie threw for two fourth-quarter touchdowns, to give us the victory, 35–24.
He got much of it right except for the fact Flutie was 7 for 19 for 188 yards and didn't throw a single TD pass, but he did run in 3 rushing TDs.