Fans throwing trash on the field (from: CFB memes...)

crimsonaudio

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I would start taking away home games if fans can not behave themselves. Punishes the school and fans ( there would be no refund).
The problem is unless you know who threw the trash, it would be easy for visiting fans to cause issues for the home team.

Awbarn fans would 100% do this to cause problems in Tuscaloosa. Heck, they'd even wear crimson and white to sell it.
 

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The problem is unless you know who threw the trash, it would be easy for visiting fans to cause issues for the home team.

Awbarn fans would 100% do this to cause problems in Tuscaloosa. Heck, they'd even wear crimson and white to sell it.
Simple DNA test and psychological exam would solve this issue. Fans must waive their rights to privacy and agree that if they are found to be a potential trash throwing suspect, they may be susceptible to testing. If said fan has any traces of animal or Chupacabra DNA or suffers from hallucinations and delusion of grandeur, we would know they were a Barner...
 

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Simple DNA test and psychological exam would solve this issue. Fans must waive their rights to privacy and agree that if they are found to be a potential trash throwing suspect, they may be susceptible to testing. If said fan has any traces of animal or Chupacabra DNA or suffers from hallucinations and delusion of grandeur, we would know they were a Barner...
No blue font?

C'mon, be realistic. There's literally a zero percent chance this ever happens, hahahaha
 
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The problem is unless you know who threw the trash, it would be easy for visiting fans to cause issues for the home team.

Awbarn fans would 100% do this to cause problems in Tuscaloosa. Heck, they'd even wear crimson and white to sell it.
Their plan will fall apart when they instinctively throw trash when the call goes against Auburn.
 
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The problem is unless you know who threw the trash, it would be easy for visiting fans to cause issues for the home team.

Awbarn fans would 100% do this to cause problems in Tuscaloosa. Heck, they'd even wear crimson and white to sell it.
If you fine the team (delay of game) or the University ($), I could see LSU fans going to next year's game in Tuscaloosa, buying a cheap Bama t-shirt outside the stadium, going in to the game and throwing bottles on the field when a call goes against Bama. Tack on 15 yards for unsportsmanlike conduct. If the University of Alabama gets fined as well, so much the better.

What Vandy did was probably the best solution: put up a net.

High tech solution, place cameras on fans, a security guy in a control room hits rewind, zoom in, sees who a perp was (young man, white shirt, section 21, row 7, seat 7) , then directs police to escort the perp out of the stadium, and/or charge them disorderly conduct, littering, reckless endangerment, whatever fits.

Let that word get out and this silliness will stop forthwith.
 
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cdub55

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The solution is pretty simple. If a fan is caught throwing trash onto the stadium they are arrested for disorderly conduct and have a lifetime ban imposed on them. You want to throw away your rights to watch your favorite team play at home, go ahead and chunk it Cleetus...

If a fan punches another fan in the stands, the offense isn't accessed a 15 yard penalty. Treat it accordingly and you will see this go away. Be very vocal on social media, over the PA, and everywhere else and make it known this is how this will be handled.
 

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The problem is unless you know who threw the trash, it would be easy for visiting fans to cause issues for the home team.

Awbarn fans would 100% do this to cause problems in Tuscaloosa. Heck, they'd even wear crimson and white to sell it.
They would throw toilet paper and get busted right away!
 

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LSU has been fined $250,000 for fans throwing trash on the field:

That's about a $3000 per piece of trash. Now I know of a great way to earn a ton more money on recycling!
 

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The solution is pretty simple. If a fan is caught throwing trash onto the stadium they are arrested for disorderly conduct and have a lifetime ban imposed on them. You want to throw away your rights to watch your favorite team play at home, go ahead and chunk it Cleetus...

If a fan punches another fan in the stands, the offense isn't accessed a 15 yard penalty. Treat it accordingly and you will see this go away. Be very vocal on social media, over the PA, and everywhere else and make it known this is how this will be handled.
I just had a mental image of the refs. "A fan of the home team in the stands just punched a fan from the other team. 15 yard penalty on the home team." Pretty ludicrous.
 
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