Funny Brodie Story

BFANLC

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The real joke is the KC offense. Dont think they have the players up there. The have Gonzalaz the tight end and thats it. The wide rec'vrs arent producing, offensive line needs help. Just hoping Brodie can do well.
 

Tideski

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my wife left me at he gym once.....unfortunately it was not a case where she "forgot" to pick me up! Ever since then I have remembered to put the seat down and screw the cap on the toothpaste.
 

BamaLaw

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Heck, he looked like he weighed 160 lbs his whole UA career.
Not sure what your point is, but mine is that he was one of the primary players who chose not to participate in the rather non-existent strength and conditioning program. Brodie certainly didn't need to lose weight; however, he certainly would certainly have benefited from strength training and conditioning. He could definitely have used morepounds of muscle.
 

Cox036

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the funny part to me was Brodie using references such as "rocked some abs" and "celly"...

c'mon, the bright lights of Kansas City cant be getting to you that much. Before you know he will be coming to Arrowhead stadium on a motorcycle and in a fur coat.....
 

dvldog

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the funny part to me was Brodie using references such as "rocked some abs" and "celly"...

c'mon, the bright lights of Kansas City cant be getting to you that much. Before you know he will be coming to Arrowhead stadium on a motorcycle and in a fur coat.....
and wearing panty hose and selling shaving cream.
 

crimsonaudio

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Pretty funny...

Brodie Croyle said he was noticed by a couple of passersby, though none offered to help him out with a ride.

“A few people slowed down and honked at me, or yelled ‘Go Chiefs!’” he said. “Ironically, one guy said, ‘Where’s Kelli?’ I wish I knew, man. I wish I knew.”
 

J.E.B. Stuart

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The real joke is the KC offense. Dont think they have the players up there. The have Gonzalaz the tight end and thats it. The wide rec'vrs arent producing, offensive line needs help. Just hoping Brodie can do well.
The KC offense was totally designed for Johnson to run 25-35 times a game and whatever QB to play action off his running. Johnson's hold out and injuries have changed all that and the offense does not have the receivers to do a passing game. Even Priest Holmes tried to carry the load with Johnson out, got reinjured and called it a career. Any KC QB is a sitting duck because D's know he has no running game now, and no receivers either. Until they get some decent receivers on that team, Brody will not do very well there.
 

alextupelo

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The KC offense was totally designed for Johnson to run 25-35 times a game and whatever QB to play action off his running. Johnson's hold out and injuries have changed all that and the offense does not have the receivers to do a passing game. Even Priest Holmes tried to carry the load with Johnson out, got reinjured and called it a career. Any KC QB is a sitting duck because D's know he has no running game now, and no receivers either. Until they get some decent receivers on that team, Brody will not do very well there.
Would be interesting to see if KC was to draft DJ Hall...things that make you go hmmm.
 

TexasTideFan

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he certainly would certainly have benefited from strength training and conditioning. He could definitely have used morepounds of muscle.
I know it looks good to the rest of the team if you are a QB and you lift with your bros but the dude could throw the ball a mile already. I could really care less if he was in the gym or not but that's me. I would care if he wasn't studying film or didn't know the playbook backwards and forwards.

BTW, what's up with him going to Gold's instead of the Chiefs training facility to workout? Also, as fine as his wife is, I bet he forgives her.
 

alextupelo

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I know it looks good to the rest of the team if you are a QB and you lift with your bros but the dude could throw the ball a mile already. I could really care less if he was in the gym or not but that's me. I would care if he wasn't studying film or didn't know the playbook backwards and forwards.

BTW, what's up with him going to Gold's instead of the Chiefs training facility to workout? Also, as fine as his wife is, I bet he forgives her.
I'm not going to dig up all the stuff that's been said. But if you use the oh so helpful search function and you'll find, if you take some time, that Brodie not being the wait room was an issue.
 

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