Gene Chizik (Joke)

fballcraze

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Feb 24, 2009
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Gene Chizik passes away and is met in heaven by God himself. Upon speaking with Gene, God shows him around heaven and eventually leads Gene to his new home, a humble abode painted with Navy and Orange trim and with a small Auburn flag over the door.
Feeling special, Gene begins to smile humbly, but not before looking up the road to a marble mansion on the hill.
Huge crimson and white flags decorate the brick laid driveway leading up to the golden gates and enormous trees garner the landscape draped with UA banners. Hanging over the European doors is a massive UA flag hanging from a golden flag pole and an Elephant statue.
Distressed and upset Gene asks "Why does Coach Saban have such a beautiful house while I'm stuck with this shack?"
In all his wisdom and kindness, God smiles gently and politely answers back, "Don't fret Gene, the house isn't Coach Saban's, it's mine." :D


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