How will *U beat Clemson?

[BamaJeff]

Here's my prediction:

Auburn trails 48 - 42 with 5 seconds to go in the game and Clemson has the ball at the barn 10 yard line. Clemson just needs to snap the ball and take a knee. But there is a fumble on the snap. Every single Clemson player gets a hand on the ball...TWICE...before an barner finally scoops it up and runs the other way. He fumbles 4 times on his way to the endzone but recovers each time as the ball bounces right back into his hands. It appears he's taken down just over the goal line but the play is under review. And of course...the ruling on the field stands. TOUCHDOWN *U. The extra point is blocked but Clemson was offsides. They get a second try and this time the ball hits the left upright...falls and hits the crossbar...lays on the crossbar for 2 minutes before finally rolling over. IT'S GOOD! *U WINS 49 - 48!

All Chizik can say afterwards is "we practice for situations like this. It's a God thing! Praise be...AMEN and ALL IN!"

 

[Stone Cold Bama]

.......

 

[RTR91]

Probably by outscoring them, which won't be hard against Clemson.

 

[theBIGyowski]

Until someone actually outscores Auburn...I just can't imagine them losing.

They just find ways to win the game...it's like nothing I have ever seen before. Gene Chizik is the new Les Miles.

 

[Bamabuzzard]

I've been very disappointed in the progress and development Dabo S. has had with Clemson. They simply look like all the other Clemson teams who by the "nekkid eye" seem to have a lot of talent but under achieves. Auburn wins this game.

 

[runtheoption22]

I still expect that darn eagle to go spear a football in the air one day.

 

[2003TIDE]

I think the whole Clemson team will be abducted by extraterrestrials and AU will win by forfeit.

 

[BamaJeff]

I think the whole Clemson team will be abducted by extraterrestrials and AU will win by forfeit.

It's plausible.

 

[JamieSPC]

How will *U beat Clemson? Like a rented mule. Dabo and the boys were in a track meet with WOFFORD this weekend. The Barn will run them ragged.

Much as I hate it, we're going to have to wait until October for the wheels to fall off the Peeeeeples Nashunul Champions hay wagon.

 

[13timechamps]

auBARN big in this one

 

[We_are_Bama]

*U wins this one 52-21. Clemson is AWFUL. They will score some, because *U has no defense, but that's about it. The game at South Carolina is the one where *U will hit the wall.

 

[Crimson Cat]

Auburn will beat Clemson...

 

[BamaBeta]

I have to concur with the majority here, *U wins. I think it will be an ugly game, though. Bad offenses and worse defenses.

 

[BamaJeff]

Auburn will beat Clemson...

I know. I just told you how they would...lol.
Actually I think *U beats them by about 3 scores. Clemson is lame.

 

[257WBY]

Outhouse luck, just like every other game!

 

[sanjosecrimson]

Call me an optimist here, but when both teams with horrid defenses get together sometimes the home team comes out ahead. I know au can score in bunches, but since the game is away from their haven I can see them losing just because its time.

there is a reason why Clemson is favor. Vegas could have au favored or a pick em', but instead have Clemson -3. interesting indeed. :wink:

 

[IH8Orange]

After all the cheap shots and dirty play last year by the barn, I hope half the barn team limps home and at least 3 can't remember which team they showed up with.

I also hope that at least one of the barn's players is knocked full-force into that towel-waving idiot and the Right Rev Cheesestick himself.

 

[WylieTexasTider]

AU wins going away 55-21

 

[Jessica4Bama]

Is that QB for Clemson still there? The one that almost threw a TD to win the game against the Barn last year. I cannot remember his name.

It probably won't matter. I think the Barn wins this one either way.

 

[BamaJeff]

I just had a brief discussion with a barner on facebook about their lame defense. He said "We can give up 30+ points every game and still win because we have an OFFENCE." I told him that Auburn has many OFFENECES.