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I have to tell you that it brings great sadness to my heart. I heard him say a couple of times...gulp....go au!:(

I've been going through the hospital birth records just to make sure there wasn't some sort of mistake. I guess I'll have to blame it on his mother, that women is a witch. She might have him brainwashed. Should I go see a witch doctor or a priest???? I may go on the au website and see if someone wants to adopt him. He's alright other than that. Not that he cleans his room or anything but he trys hard.

I'm thinking of setting him in front of the tv and have him watch all of Bama's greatest games until he comes to his senses. NO MATTER what happens I will NEVER buy him any au stuff and if he trys to buy it with his allowance well he will no longer have an allowance. There WILL BE NO au STUFF UNDER MY ROOF!!!Please pray for my son!
 
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How old is your child? Have you been teaching him from birth to love the Tide? My 5 year old can sing the fight song!
 
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My 18-month old daughter says "Roll Tide" (although it comes out "all tide") and "Bama" all day long. Did you leave this boy unsupervised with an Auburn fan or something??
 
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Well he has alot of au friends. Normally I wouldn't let him associate with such vermin but they were disperate little creatures I thought they needed someone to look up to. That someday they could hope to become as well-mannered, well-groomed as my son.Not the overall wearing, dip dipping, wagon driving toothless rednecks that they are. But they are like bodysnatchers they suck all the good from you and turn you into something you are not.

I still dress him in Bama clothes, his room is painted crimson and white, and his dog is named Bear. I mean what else can I do?
 
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Two priest, a Southern Baptist Minister, and a few shots of Jack Daniels should help.

The Holy Men are for an exorcism of barner demons, the JD is for you. ;)
 
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It's been a while since I studied genetics, but I believe I have the answer. Your family tree has a Barney or two in it, creating an undesirable recessive trait that will surface every few generations. I recommend you ship your son off to the farthest flung monestary and never speak of him again. As for yourself, I recommend castration so that this abomination is ended once and for all. You can't take chances.:p
 
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He has probably just been getting teased by the AU fans because they have won the last four games. You just need to tell him to take it with a grain of salt and not be swayed by the latest trend. Pretty soon, things will turn back in our favor, and then he'll be the one with the upperhand. Don't let him forget about all of our SEC and national championships and the fact that we still lead the overall series with AU!
 
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A barner you say. I always say if you're going to live under my roof then you live by my rules. Looks like junior needs to start packing.
 
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Bfanlc, I share your pain. This weekend I caught my 4 year old granddaughter eating boogers. I can't Bear the thought that a relative of mine would become a barner. We live in the Atlanta area and there are numerous bad influences in our neighborhood. I see booger eater stickers on cars every day. What can a grandfather do to turn 'em towards the light?
 
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Whirleybird said:
Bfanlc, I share your pain. This weekend I caught my 4 year old granddaughter eating boogers. I can't Bear the thought that a relative of mine would become a barner. We live in the Atlanta area and there are numerous bad influences in our neighborhood. I see booger eater stickers on cars every day. What can a grandfather do to turn 'em towards the light?
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LOL!! Boogers.
 
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Bodhisattva said:
It's been a while since I studied genetics, but I believe I have the answer. Your family tree has a Barney or two in it, creating an undesirable recessive trait that will surface every few generations. I recommend you ship your son off to the farthest flung monestary and never speak of him again. As for yourself, I recommend castration so that this abomination is ended once and for all. You can't take chances.:p
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:) Post of the Day!:)
 
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