LOL.....
A 90 year old man on a moped pulled up to a red light and glanced over at the sleek, shiny car next to him.
He nodded to the driver, who was a doctor, and said, "Nice car sonny. What kind is it?" The doctor replied, It's a Ferrari GTO and costs half a million dollars."
The old man shook his head and said, "That is a lot of money, but why does it cost so much?" The doctor, "Well, for one thing, it can do 220 miles per hour."
The old man was amazed and asked if he could look inside. The doctor says, "Of course." Leaning over, he sticks his head in the car and marvels at it. "That's really nice", he complimented the doctor, and smiling said. "I think I'll stick with my moped."
The light changed and the doctor thought he'd show the old guy the power of the engine, so he stomped the gas and took off in a flash. At 150 mph he glances in his rear view mirror and sees a dot and it seems to be gaining on him. Soon, WHOOSH!, a blur whizzes by! Puzzled, he wonders what could be faster than his Ferrari.
Pressing the gas, he speeds up to 180 and much to his surprise he sees the old man on the moped rocketing along. Not to be outdone and a matter of pride, he smirks, "I'll show him. " and he passed the moped, soon the speedometer reaches 200 and he looks in the mirror and the old guy is gaining on him AGAIN!!!
Astounded, he tops it out at 220 and thinks "That takes care of that." Not 10 seconds later, he cannot believe his eyes, here comes the old dude on that stupid moped!!
Suddenly, the moped slams into the back of the Ferrari and demolishes the rear end. The doctor stops the car, jumps out and shocked, finds the old man, in the mangled mess is still alive!
He runs to him, saying, "I'm a doctor. Is there anything I can do?" The old man lifts his head and says, in a tiny whisper, "Could you unhook my suspenders from your side mirror?"