A man sitting in his home hears a faint scratching at the front door. He opens it and sees a small snail crawling up the door. He pulls it off and chucks it about 150 feet across the street into the woods.
Four months later the man hears a faint scratching at the front door, opens it and there is the same snail, and the snail says, "So what was that all about !?"
"It's weird how UF fans are acting like BHG stadium is going to be intimidating for Bama. It's like they haven't watched Alabama for the last 14 years."