Pornstar Teacher: California Woman Leads Double Life

Funny, when I coached my sons at a younger age, I gave kids a bonus point on the draft for HAWT moms. I had to share my draft sheets with some new coaches and they said what does "BP" mean? I said "Bonus Point." And they said for what? I said "Hot mom. That boy is definitely a shortstop on my team."

I hear ya!!! LOL! My son hit the lottery this season because there are several hawt mom's on the team. Last year's team was horrible. NONE!!! But the coach's wife is in another league than the other hawt moms. Ought to be a great year of T-ball!!!
 
I hear ya!!! LOL! My son hit the lottery this season because there are several hawt mom's on the team. Last year's team was horrible. NONE!!! But the coach's wife is in another league than the other hawt moms. Ought to be a great year of T-ball!!!

We are going to need a picture asap...You have built this chick up to ExBama neighbor status, and I don't think you want to go down the same road as that sitye-ashun!!!!:wink:
 
We are going to need a picture asap...You have built this chick up to ExBama neighbor status, and I don't think you want to go down the same road as that sitye-ashun!!!!:wink:

Yep next thing you know, he is gonna be drunk and leaving notes for her all around the ballpark.
 
Yep next thing you know, he is gonna be drunk and leaving notes for her all around the ballpark.

I foresee an "accidental" breakage of her window by lil Buzzard and his baseball (and I don't mean Bamabuzzard's son!:eek:) (innuendo intended)
 
We are going to need a picture asap...You have built this chick up to ExBama neighbor status, and I don't think you want to go down the same road as that sitye-ashun!!!!:wink:

LOL! Uh, that would be a negative. I was born at night just not last night. The inner-webs is fo-evah and I don't look good in orange jump suits with numbers on my back.
 
Funny, when I coached my sons at a younger age, I gave kids a bonus point on the draft for HAWT moms. I had to share my draft sheets with some new coaches and they said what does "BP" mean? I said "Bonus Point." And they said for what? I said "Hot mom. That boy is definitely a shortstop on my team."

When I evaluate a player my symbols are "S" (Speed) "GG" (Good Glove) "GS" (Good Stick) and "GLM" (Good Lookin' Mom)......:biggrin:
 
Wonder what her classroom curriculum is?

She would probably be a good sex ed. teacher.
 
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