Dear Staci,
Looking back at my foul behavior the other day, I can come to no other conclusion other than I am an idiot. My ill advised post about you was not only immature but tasteless. It is for those reasons I come on both knees to seek your forgiveness. What must I do to be back in your good graces.
PS. You smell wonderful.
(This is what I would write, anyone have other suggestions?)
Looking back at my foul behavior the other day, I can come to no other conclusion other than I am an idiot. My ill advised post about you was not only immature but tasteless. It is for those reasons I come on both knees to seek your forgiveness. What must I do to be back in your good graces.
PS. You smell wonderful.
(This is what I would write, anyone have other suggestions?)