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Re: Landon Collins mom...

SavannahDare said:
Y'all need to lay off poor Hollis. He's gonna start trying to save you, and you know I can't sit by and let that happen. :biggrin2:
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I can't save anyone. You didn't read the scripture. Only JESUS can do the saving. All I can do is give my testimony and share Gods word. The SAVING is between the lost and Christ.
 
Re: Landon Collins mom...

lilred said:
I can't save anyone. You didn't read the scripture. Only JESUS can do the saving. All I can do is give my testimony and share Gods word. The SAVING is between the lost and Christ.
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Re: Landon Collins mom...

lilred said:
I can't save anyone. You didn't read the scripture. Only JESUS can do the saving. All I can do is give my testimony and share Gods word. The SAVING is between the lost and Christ.
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If he saved a wretch like me, then he IS DA MAN.....
 
Re: Landon Collins mom...

Rasputin said:
Actually this was right after he invented the snow cone...
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All those colors in his 'fro gave him the idea of all the flavors in a snow cone. Thank you NYBF for your contribution to my childhood. I appreciate it.
rizolltizide said:
Shameful they caved in to the heat and canned it.
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It's back on Riz. Watch more of the tele instead of your "videos."
 
Re: Landon Collins mom...

lilred said:
I can't save anyone. You didn't read the scripture. Only JESUS can do the saving. All I can do is give my testimony and share Gods word. The SAVING is between the lost and Christ.
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Dude. Really? You're gonna need to lighten up a bit on the Non-Sports board or you'll end up getting eaten alive by these heathens.

Make sure your funny bone is firmly attached and understand that most of us usually have our tongue in our cheek when we post, and you'll do fine. Anything less, and I see a lot of frustration in your future.
 
Re: Landon Collins mom...

SavannahDare said:
Dude. Really? You're gonna need to lighten up a bit on the Non-Sports board or you'll end up getting eaten alive by these heathens.

Make sure your funny bone is firmly attached and understand that most of us usually have our tongue in our cheek when we post, and you'll do fine. Anything less, and I see a lot of frustration in your future.
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Kinda like he just walked into a strip club and is trying to get everyone to put their clothes back on, aint gonna happen, but that aint gonna keep him from trying. We are just like those girls, we are good people maybe putting ourselves thru school by taking our clothes off. This is just what we are doing right now, does not mean this is who we are.
 
SavannahDare said:
Dude. Really? You're gonna need to lighten up a bit on the Non-Sports board or you'll end up getting eaten alive by these heathens.

Make sure your funny bone is firmly attached and understand that most of us usually have our tongue in our cheek when we post, and you'll do fine. Anything less, and I see a lot of frustration in your future.
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Shush! ;)

lilred said:
I can't save anyone. You didn't read the scripture. Only JESUS can do the saving. All I can do is give my testimony and share Gods word. The SAVING is between the lost and Christ.
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Do you want some help witnessing to Riz? The boy ain't right.
 
Re: Landon Collins mom...

SavannahDare said:
Dude. Really? You're gonna need to lighten up a bit on the Non-Sports board or you'll end up getting eaten alive by these heathens.

Make sure your funny bone is firmly attached and understand that most of us usually have our tongue in our cheek when we post, and you'll do fine. Anything less, and I see a lot of frustration in your future.
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I dunno SD.....I think him & RiR would get along wonderfully. :biggrin2:
 
Re: Landon Collins mom...

SavannahDare said:
Dude. Really? You're gonna need to lighten up a bit on the Non-Sports board or you'll end up getting eaten alive by these heathens.

Make sure your funny bone is firmly attached and understand that most of us usually have our tongue in our cheek when we post, and you'll do fine. Anything less, and I see a lot of frustration in your future.
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Naw its all good.

I use to be the same way. I am an old soldier. I use to cuss with the best of um. I have seen things that would make a goat puke and I have done things that would make the Devil chase his own tail. Yet in the end by the grace of God I saw the light.

I ainst scared of the heathens even ifen they do swing from trees. I can take care of my own. I have BIG body guards. David on one side and Solomon on the other.

[h=3]Romans 8:31[/h]New International Version (NIV)

[h=5]More Than Conquerors[/h] [SUP]31[/SUP] What, then, shall we say in response to these things? If God is for us, who can be against us?
 
Re: Landon Collins mom...

lilred said:
Naw its all good.

I use to be the same way. I am an old soldier. I use to cuss with the best of um. I have seen things that would make a goat puke and I have done things that would make the Devil chase his own tail. Yet in the end by the grace of God I saw the light.

I ainst scared of the heathens even ifen they do swing from trees. I can take care of my own. I have BIG body guards. David on one side and Solomon on the other.

[h=3]Romans 8:31[/h]New International Version (NIV)

[h=5]More Than Conquerors[/h] [SUP]31[/SUP] What, then, shall we say in response to these things? If God is for us, who can be against us?
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OK, well, stop preaching at us and you'll be fine.
 
Re: Landon Collins mom...

lilred said:
Naw its all good.

I use to be the same way. I am an old soldier. I use to cuss with the best of um. I have seen things that would make a goat puke and I have done things that would make the Devil chase his own tail. Yet in the end by the grace of God I saw the light.

I ainst scared of the heathens even ifen they do swing from trees. I can take care of my own. I have BIG body guards. David on one side and Solomon on the other.

[h=3]Romans 8:31[/h]New International Version (NIV)

[h=5]More Than Conquerors[/h] [SUP]31[/SUP] What, then, shall we say in response to these things? If God is for us, who can be against us?
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Jesus wept.:rolleyes:
 
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