Politics: Why I may vote Democrat this Fall . . . What's Your #14?

[CrimsonNeck]

1. I may vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

2. I may vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

3. I may vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

4. I may vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whoever or whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German shepherd.

5. I may vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

6. I may vote Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

7. I may vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

8. I may vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away the social security from the rich people who actually paid into it.

9. I may vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

10. I may vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

11. I may vote Democrat because I think that it's better to pay
billions for their oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own
because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish.

12. I may vote Democrat because my Daddy taught me that Republicans are all evil people & to always pull the Democratic lever at the top of the ballot because it'll make Jesus, the Father, & The Holy Spirit all smile. My Daddy was never wrong, gawd-bless-his-fraternal-soul!

13. I may vote Democrat because my head is firmly planted in this nice cool, damp sand that has insulated my well-being for the last four years of this wonderful recovering economic miracle brought to US by the greatest POTUS ever, ever, ever... (& that's my story & I'm sticking to it!).

14. ______________?
:biggrin:

 

[BamaPokerplayer]

Really, you said all that and you stop at 14 on an Alabama board?

 

[CrimsonNeck]

Really, you said all that and you stop at 14 on an Alabama board?

My typing fingers were getting cramps... I had no choice :biggrin:

 

[RTR91]

14. I may vote Democrat if a liberal fakes being me and votes for me.

 

[BamaPokerplayer]

My typing fingers were getting cramps... I had no choice :biggrin:

Haha fair enough.

 

[rolltide87]

14. I may vote Democrat because I believe it is more important for the president to be "eye candy" on the view than to meet with other world leaders visiting our country for UN meetings.

 

[jps1983]

14. I may vote Democrat because I believe it is more important for the president to be "eye candy" on the view than to meet with other world leaders visiting our country for UN meetings.

Jumping on that bandwagon train of thought...

14. I may vote Democrat because I believe it's more important for a President to make and discuss his NCAA bracket on ESPN than develop a cogent plan to resolve the budget/ deficit problems.

 

[cbi1972]

I may vote Democrat if they abandon their economic policy.
I may vote Republican if they abandon their social policy.

 

[MattinBama]

I may vote Democrat because I died and they decided mine and all the other dead people's ballots should go to them.

 

[skrayper77]

I may vote Democrat because I thought I was voting Republican and then got confused because they're basically the same.

 

[CajunCrimson]

I tried.....every time I start to type "I may vote democrat" -- I start having convulsions -- I tried three times -- and I just can't do it.

 

[DzynKingRTR]

I may vote democrat if someone hits me in the head with a tack hammer while I am standing in line to vote and I just forget who I am and what I am doing there.
I may vote democrat because some of Hollywood elite vote that way and they are just so much smarter than any of us.
I may vote democrat because clearly everything is just fine. Sure tons of people are out of work or underpaid or underemployed and gas prices are soaring and the deficit has tripled since obama got in there but hey at least we got healthcare.

 

[nx4bama]

I may vote Democrat if they abandon their economic policy.
I may vote Republican if they abandon their social policy.

Didn't the democrats tell us that social issues were not important? "Wedge issues", I think....

 

[BamaPokerplayer]

I may vote democrat and see who gets more ....ed off about student loans, graduates or the conservatives.

 

[gmart74]

i may vote democrat just to see if those fema camps really do exist.

 

[seebell]

i may vote democrat just to see if those fema camps really do exist.

Gmart's new home:smile:

 

[OreBama]

I'll vote Democrat, because the last four years have been so great and are only getting better. The future is so bright: I gotta wear shades.

 

[CrimsonTheory]

I may vote Democrat, cause if I don't Barack other supporters will accused me of being a "racist" and that I am "voting for white supremacy."

 

[BamaFlum]

I may vote democrat because of hope and change.

 

[Al A Bama]

1. I may vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

2. I may vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

3. I may vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

4. I may vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whoever or whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German shepherd.

5. I may vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

6. I may vote Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

7. I may vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

8. I may vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away the social security from the rich people who actually paid into it.

9. I may vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

10. I may vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

11. I may vote Democrat because I think that it's better to pay
billions for their oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own
because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish.

12. I may vote Democrat because my Daddy taught me that Republicans are all evil people & to always pull the Democratic lever at the top of the ballot because it'll make Jesus, the Father, & The Holy Spirit all smile. My Daddy was never wrong, gawd-bless-his-fraternal-soul!

13. I may vote Democrat because my head is firmly planted in this nice cool, damp sand that has insulated my well-being for the last four years of this wonderful recovering economic miracle brought to US by the greatest POTUS ever, ever, ever... (& that's my story & I'm sticking to it!).

14. ______________?
:biggrin:

I'll add one more. See this youtube!