Remember 1957 and that score 40 to ZIP? I'll blame that one on someone called "EARS".
Remember Punt Bama Punt? I guess that was at Legion Field.
Remember that Kick Six in the cow pasture?
Remember Senator, I mean Coach, Tubberville and all those FINGERS?
Remember that Come-Back orchestrated by the Camster in T-Town?
That cow pasture so-called stadium has to be haunted. Bad things happen down there. Remember that pass from Mac Jones to Nagee; hit him in the back and intercepted by a Barner for a very long distance Pick Six.
I NEVER want to lose to Auburn! NEVER ever! Well, I don't want to lose to the Hill Billies, the Dawgs or any other team on planet Earth!
Remember! If Bama loses to the Barn, they/we have to deal with that for 365 days until they can restore order in the state, the country, on planet Earth, and in the Universe. That is 365 days of INTOLERABLE PAIN.