Weird News: Wyoming Man Found with 30 Eyeballs in His Anal Cavity

[cbi1972]

Wyoming Man Found with 30 Eyeballs in His Anal Cavity

Police made a routine traffic stop early Thursday morning and got more than they bargained for when Roy Tilbott, 51, stepped out of his El Camino for a field sobriety test and Casper police noticed several eyeballs slide from his right pant leg onto the road.

Feeling they could have a potential murderer on their hands, police quickly drew guns and cuffed Tilbott.

Tilbott assured police the eyeballs were not human, but instead cow eyeballs he had pilfered from Johnson Meats (a slaughterhouse) where Tilbott is employed as a butcher.

 

[Tidewater]

Wyoming Man Found with 30 Eyeballs in His Anal Cavity

The jokes just write themselves.

That is just weird.

 

[CajunCrimson]

Wyoming Man Found with 30 Eyeballs in His Anal Cavity

Tilbott assured police the eyeballs were not human, but instead cow eyeballs he had pilfered from Johnson Meats (a slaughterhouse) where Tilbott is employed as a butcher.

Phew, for a minute, i thought it was something weird

 

[Bazza]

Not sure if this one raises or lowers the bar over here at Non-Sports.....wow...

 

[Bama Reb]

I hear bovine eyeballs are good eating. :biggrin:

 

[RammerJammer14]

I imagine the first thing he said as the cop approached his vehicle was "Nothing to see here officer!"


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[Catfish]

DBF, how did you miss this story?!?!?! What are you DOING down there in the Lone Star State?

On another note, while the story is definitely shocking, I'm not the least bit surprised that perp was driving an El Camino. Or that his BAL was three times the legal limit. Or that he made bovine eyeball soup to battle his erectile dysfunction. If you'll smuggle 30 cow eyeballs in your rectum, nothing else is off the table.

 

[CullmanTide]

Folks in Florida have got to step up their game!

 

[Bamaro]

 

[DzynKingRTR]

he was going to put the eyeballs in a hole in the ground but...well you know the saying.

 

[jthomas666]

That's an odd variant of "Here's mud in your eye!"

 

[Bama Reb]

DBF, how did you miss this story?!?!?! What are you DOING down there in the Lone Star State?

DBF is presently enjoying an involuntary vacation.

 

[Catfish]

DBF is presently enjoying an involuntary vacation.

Well, that's unfortunate.

 

[Tide1986]

DBF is presently enjoying an involuntary vacation.

I missed his transgression.

 

[Catfish]

Phew, for a minute, i thought it was something weird

I vote for this as Gif of the Week. :biggrin2: It's creepy and disgusting, and yet I cannot look away.

 

[Bama Reb]

I missed his transgression.

I can't divulge particulars and it's not open for discussion. Hopefully he'll be back in a few months.

 

[Catfish]

I can't divulge particulars and it's not open for discussion. Hopefully he'll be back in a few months.

A few MONTHS?!?! CBI or somebody is going to have to assume responsibility for the News of the Weird posts. I'm just sayin'...

 

[Bama Reb]

A few MONTHS?!?! CBI or somebody is going to have to assume responsibility for the News of the Weird posts. I'm just sayin'...

Why not you?

 

[92tide]

it was a million to one shot doc, million to one

 

[seebell]

What the heck kind of forum is this when anal eyeballs out posts Wesley Clark's plan to imprison the disloyal? :eek2: