Islamic Cleric Warns Cucumbers Are Too Sexy For Women

[Tidewater]

I really do wish there were a way to obliterate them all from the planet. They have zero respect for half their population anyway.

Makes my blood boil.

Come on, Savannah, you know you have looked at a cucumber and thought about driving a car or something else crazy and promiscuous like that.

 

[rizolltizide]

Hopefully, upon reading the thread title, one would presume to know a little bit about the subject matter contained therein.

 

[RVTIDER]

He could eat corn on the cob thru a fence if he could see it.

 

[RVTIDER]

http://www.examiner.com/cucumbers-in-savannah

Dang they do exist.

 

[ValuJet]

http://www.examiner.com/cucumbers-in-savannah

Dang they do exist.

Staci's gonna have a bad day with a patient before long and a bunch of you boys are gonna be the ones to pay.

 

[rizolltizide]

 

[RVTIDER]

Promise? HaHa I like angry

 

[Rasputin]

Did Yao Ming and Shelden Williams impregnate a chipmunk!!!???

 

[SavannahDare]

Come on, Savannah, you know you have looked at a cucumber and thought about driving a car or something else crazy and promiscuous like that.

YOU stay out of my fantasies!!

:biggrin2:

 

[SavannahDare]

Staci's gonna have a bad day with a patient before long and a bunch of you boys are gonna be the ones to pay.

Oh, please, I have at least one of those "bad" patients every day.

It's the days my kids are cuttin' up, my husband is being especially barneriffic and I'm premenstrual y'all need to watch out for.

 

[Tide1986]

Are they restricted to boneless meat as well?