Georgia cheerleader turning heads

bamanut_aj

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I had a big day out on site today....and it looks like you guys have pretty well covered everything. EXCEPT for the fact that each and every one of you lying bastiges would have, back in college, knocked the lining out of that. And you know it. You would have, and probably did, hit far worse.

Me, on the other hand, only had relations with women who met strict criteria. A vajayjay...and preferably a head.
 

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I had a big day out on site today....and it looks like you guys have pretty well covered everything. EXCEPT for the fact that each and every one of you lying bastiges would have, back in college, knocked the lining out of that. And you know it. You would have, and probably did, hit far worse.

Me, on the other hand, only had relations with women who met strict criteria. A vajayjay...and preferably a head.
A = Gives :wink:
 

selmaborntidefan

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I had a big day out on site today....and it looks like you guys have pretty well covered everything. EXCEPT for the fact that each and every one of you lying bastiges would have, back in college, knocked the lining out of that. And you know it. You would have, and probably did, hit far worse.

Me, on the other hand, only had relations with women who met strict criteria. A vajayjay...and preferably a head.
Good Lord.

That last line reminds me of the insane line of Pee Wee Morriss in "Porky's."

Mickey: "You'd do anything just as long as they're not dead."

Pee Wee: "I don't care if they're dead, just so long as they're not too cold."


Btw - this "hawt" thing - why in the world do I laugh out loud every time I read it? It's like when every wrassler in the company runs to the ring or Sarah Palin says something stupid. YOU KNOW it's inevitable...and yet you laugh anyway.

I just have this picture of us all sitting around one of those Alabama country stores with an RC and a moon pie. Hot young blonde is in the place and one of the guys (probably 92) comes out and tells us, "Hey, y'all oughta check out that babe in there!"

And then ValuJet, with us all sitting around with drinking jugs and playing checkers, says, "Why? Is she hawt?"

The visual just kills me!!
 

92tide

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Good Lord.

That last line reminds me of the insane line of Pee Wee Morriss in "Porky's."

Mickey: "You'd do anything just as long as they're not dead."

Pee Wee: "I don't care if they're dead, just so long as they're not too cold."


Btw - this "hawt" thing - why in the world do I laugh out loud every time I read it? It's like when every wrassler in the company runs to the ring or Sarah Palin says something stupid. YOU KNOW it's inevitable...and yet you laugh anyway.

I just have this picture of us all sitting around one of those Alabama country stores with an RC and a moon pie. Hot young blonde is in the place and one of the guys (probably 92) comes out and tells us, "Hey, y'all oughta check out that babe in there!"

And then ValuJet, with us all sitting around with drinking jugs and playing checkers, says, "Why? Is she hawt?"

The visual just kills me!!
the hell, i'd a left y'all hanging.
 

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