Good Lord.
That last line reminds me of the insane line of Pee Wee Morriss in "Porky's."
Mickey: "You'd do anything just as long as they're not dead."
Pee Wee: "I don't care if they're dead, just so long as they're not too cold."
Btw - this "hawt" thing - why in the world do I laugh out loud every time I read it? It's like when every wrassler in the company runs to the ring or Sarah Palin says something stupid. YOU KNOW it's inevitable...and yet you laugh anyway.
I just have this picture of us all sitting around one of those Alabama country stores with an RC and a moon pie. Hot young blonde is in the place and one of the guys (probably 92) comes out and tells us, "Hey, y'all oughta check out that babe in there!"
And then ValuJet, with us all sitting around with drinking jugs and playing checkers, says, "Why? Is she hawt?"
The visual just kills me!!