Auburn will be (IS) a first class wreck

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HSV256

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I got it hard man, my mom went to A&M and my stepdad went to State. Interesting times during the classic weekend lol
Well well well! Never knew there were some fellow SWAC folks on the board.

My entire family is split between AAMU and UA. Most attended AAMU. Some UA. A couple went to AAMU and are Barn fans. Those are the ones who get the scraps at family dinners lol.

A&M is playing great football this year. The Classic will be very interesting.
 

selmaborntidefan

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THIS! Especially for those of you who are too young to remember the experience of 1973...it was worse than you can imagine...and do not forget the recording of that game call by Gary Sanders and Gusty Yearout being sold everywhere.
What happened in 1973?
 

Bruce014

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Hey everybody. Just thought I'd drop in and say (gulp) most of your predictions for us this year have been spot on.
I really thought we would at least be mediocre. Lol. I'm just giving you guys the chance to pummel me mercilessly since I visited here in happier times on the plains.
Let 'em fly, men. I'll take it as long as I can.
More than anything else, I'd like to know why so many Auburn alumni/boosters/fans think they own the moral high ground between us.

What is the obsession with the whole "God thing"??
 

Tide1986

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Hey everybody. Just thought I'd drop in and say (gulp) most of your predictions for us this year have been spot on.
I really thought we would at least be mediocre. Lol. I'm just giving you guys the chance to pummel me mercilessly since I visited here in happier times on the plains.
Let 'em fly, men. I'll take it as long as I can.
Just curious...would you take 1 Chizik over 10 Saban's?
 

skrayper77

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Auburn fans have OGS (Online Gamer Syndrome).


Online Gamer Syndrome - though by no means unique to online gaming, and has been around much longer than the internet, it became widely understood by the populace at large thanks to the sudden increase in the online gaming community.

It is a mental condition brought on by taking humiliation after humiliation, where the only explanation the sufferer's condition will allow becomes their focal point - that the individual or team that is routinely dominating you is "cheating". The initial cause is unknown, but typically comes from a fan or player who feels that the only way that they can subconsciously justify the loss is to assume that the other player or team is acting in a manner considered "unfair".

Other possible reasons for the loss, including, but not limited to:
Being physically / mentally superior
Being better trained
Having a better strategy
Being lucky

Also note that this condition will cause fans or players to find their own team's "cheating" to be considered acceptable, with the caveat that "the other team/player" does it. Proof of cheating is irrelevant, and being found guilty through due process is not needed (and indeed, being found innocent is usually considered "proof" that said team has the powers that be in their back pocket).

Well known sufferers:
Online gamers who are routinely "pwned"
Auburn fans
 

Bama Reb

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My SIL, and avid barner, was pulling for them yesterday - and I mean, for the entire game (and wearing her aubie gear, mind you). She kept saying "We'll come back - you just watch!" After their humiliating loss, she just said "well, I don't follow football that much", and "I only wear these because Tommy (her late husband) bought them for me. I guess after I wear these out I'll have to wear some of your Bama clothes". :eek: ( Ummm no, no, no! I don't think so. :eek: )
In short, she's just a typical barner, through and through.
 

Tide64

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I bet the barners long for the days of Tuberville after watching what TTU did to WVU yesterday.
From aufamily.com (dysfunctional family at this point :biggrin:):

Congrats to Tommy Tuberville!!

TT and TT are 4-1 on the year and buried the # 5 West Va. Mountaineers, 49-14. Tommy NEVER had the classes Chizik has, but he knew how to coach them up. Can you imagine a Tuberville coached team with three top 10 recruiting classes?
Yes I know TT will not be back at Auburn, but used this as a teaser to give him Congrats. With much less talent, Tuberville is successful. WIth three top ten classes, Chizik cannot win a single SEC game.

I think it should be evident to everyone now, the real coaches at Auburn were Gus Malzahn and Tracy Rocker.
 
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