asclepius

not dying on reed street

Stan: "I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'"
Reg: "What?!"
Stan: "It's my right as a man."
Judith: "Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?"
Stan: "I want to have babies."
Reg: "You want to have babies?!"
Stan: "It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them."
Reg: "But... you can't have babies."
Stan: "Don't you oppress me."
Reg: "I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the fetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!"