WASHINGTON, D.C. — Leaders within the Rebel Alliance have recently warned that Obama's Presidential Library is almost fully operational.
According to sources within the small band of freedom fighters, a hoard of recently recovered Obama files indicates that the library will soon be at full destructive capability.
At publishing time, a young farm boy from Iowa had assured the Rebel Alliance that he could hit the thermal exhaust port and destroy the library, despite many feeling it was impossible, even for a computer.
Did he really though?