TPUSA Announces 'All-American Olympics' Featuring Kid Rock Competing In Every Sport
U.S. — Turning Point USA has announced that they will be hosting the "All-American Olympics" which will feature Kid Rock competing in every single Olympic sport.
According to event organizers, Kid Rock will participate in all sixteen Winter Olympic sports, after which he will receive a gold medal in every event as the National Anthem plays. "America will win gold in every single event, just as it should be," said Morgan. "No other countries will be allowed to participate. Just Kid Rock, and a few other America-loving musicians for the team events. We just signed Dolly Parton for mixed curling. The fans are going to love this."










