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The Tubmeister stuck for you guys 3 weeks ago ... Yuze guys have such short memories. Three weeks ago, Tubby created a ruckus when he said that if 'Bama went unbeaten, it should play for the NC, and that ESPN was wrongfully trying to influence voters to ensure it was the whorns against the...

Phat Phil has confessed to a monumental crime --

Wasn't '74 the year ... y'all played Notre Dumb in that epic Sugar Bowl?

Unfortunately It's True it's all over the internet -- it is two dudes. It can't be hard to find. Geaux to our boards -- the sooner boys are going nuts. Hey -- we got 'em. You got 'em. Everybody's got 'em. These two just chose to come out of the closet in front of 37 million witnesses.

Tigers Nice points. Jimbo has a rep of working with these guys. No way JR declares, because he still is a work in process. He's more like Leinart in pure passing skills [plus they're both less than nimble], and less like VY, who can scramble, but lacks polish as a passer. The Tigers will be...

You guys and the barnyard boys are both highly ranked going into this game. It seems that most years, one of you is up, and the other is down. What years have represented the highest rankings for both teams, and what was the outcome?

Easy Recipe Do what you always do defensively. Contain Irons. Cox likes to go to his left. He has nowwhere near JaMarcus' arm strength. You will get at least two picks. On offense, you're going to struggle. They're nowhere big as us or you -- but they may actually be faster than both of...

In Short Answer -- Yes We have a history of playing to Ole P.i.s.s' ability. When they're bad, we do stupid things and let them hang around. We should crush the Pork Bellies, but our run D has been exposed a bit lately. I do think you guys should have kept running the ball, even if we did...

A Game for the Ages Congrats 'Bama fans. It's not often that a game lives up to its pre-game billing. Thse teams play 10 times, each wins five. Two unbelievable defenses. I did think you guys abandoned the run in the 2nd half. That was working the 1st. Beat the peace pigeins next week. A...

is that the aubbie peace pigeons are pulling for yuze guys to beat us [figuring they can beat you next week], and then, assuming you beat us [ain't gonna happen] yuze guys pulling for Fraud Fran to spring a miracle in College Station. Aahhh -- college futeball -- it is the best...

Tebow belongs to us -- book it.

Bama Winning 56-0 Ah need summa a 'dat sheet. Sen sum mah way. Muss werk wunders.

these polls crack me up. We got word that a condom board had a poll about who win the NC. When we were ahead something like 203 to 11 for SC to 3 for UT, they got all mad and yanked the poll.

Let's just say that the SGA does not condone alcohol on trips. You think we're body searched before we board the buses [3 of them]? I'm glad y'all aren't concerned. There is also a convoy that will accompany the buses. C ya tonight [on the other hand -- maybe I won't ;) ]

I'll bet this story has happened to more than a few of you. This is what we strive to be known for -- this is how 99.9% of our fans treat "the enemy," yet it is the 0.01% that throw bottles, get the media coverage, and create the public image you allege is characteristic of all of us.

I should have said that sobriety will not have settled in -- and probably won't for a long time. I'm certain you guys will have your share that fit that mold. I hope there are plenty of cops. Things got a bit ugly in Oxfart two years ago. I posted what I did to let you know that we will not...

Everybody we play seems to whip it out for the first time. Maybe you don't. You're foolish to kick to Skyler. Trying to simply angle every punt for the sideline is exceedingly difficult with little margin for error. Field position in this game will be huge.

You should know that the Battle for the Quad isn't over just yet. We have altered our arrival time, and we'll be rolling into the quad at around midnight. We've set up shifts to occupy large areas while others sleep a couple of hours. We will own that place, and will be several thousand...

The Rugby Punts Won't Work I hope you guys try the rugby punt. Our guys have been preparing for that. If properly defensed, that style of punting is dangerous for three reasons. One is that your punter is taking an extra second-and-a-half to kick the ball on a lower trajectory, thereby...

We just realized that you guys seem to have a perfect season every thirteenth year -- '92, '79 [didn't it happen in '66?], and you're working on '05. But I have a feeling that the stars and the planets might not properly align themselves this year. In fact, Brodie Croyle may be seeing stars...