dEAR, Aggie

[Redwood Forrest]

dEAR, Aggie

Cuzin elmo ast me when it would be auburns turn to play in the Rose bowl and win a nashnal champyonship. I tole him I would ast you about it.

thanx yew, goobeR.

Dear goobeR,
I submitted your question to Head of Veterinary Medicine and our resident sports/math applied science expert, Dr. Rube Farmbarn. Here is his reply:

Auburn shares a national championship approximately every 60 years. The BCS title game is played in the Rose Bowl every four years. Thus, 60 x 4 = 247.31 years. However, factoring in leap years and the X factor, Auburn will share a national championship within two years. Ware dang egull

Note: here is Dr. Farmbarn’s formula, if Elmo is interested. 60-53=7 (*4) <^> leap years)) / (X=moral victory) & *nth degree)))) = 2.

Thank you for writting to Dear Aggie, you go to source for everything Auburn.

 

[EBTIDE]

Good Job Goober, It is a good thing that we have your giant brain to figure these things out for us. LOL

 

[TreyJackson]

Deer aGgie,

Me an Lil cooter an big cooter wir in tha car talkin (yoo nose who was drivin? The police!). Lil cooter sez awbarn has tha most morel wins of anybody ever. Big cooter sez he hears folks at alabamer has more morel winz than us.can you tellz us whose wrong?
gOooBEr

Goober,

Thank you for contacting Dear Aggie, your go to place for all things Auburn. I hope everything works out with your run in with the police.You have submitted a very good question. One that had all of us stumped. Since the University of Alabama is one of college footballs all time winningest programs, I thought for sure they would have more moral victories than Auburn. When I visited their website, we were unable to find any record of how many moral victories they have, so I contacted the university by phone. I was told that Alabama only recognizes real, on-field scoreboard victories. I asked if this meant Alabama had no moral victories? I was told "Yes"! Since Alabama has O moral victories and everyone knows Auburn has 348 Moral Victories, Big Cooter would be wrong. We are still checking to see if Auburn has the most moral victories of anybody ever. Thank you.
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[crimsonaudio]

Redwood rules.

hahahaha

That's two great ones in one week's time...

 

[Heather]

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